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Θέμα: Gia ola iparxei i proth fora



(nil): Sera Executioner (ironsera(@)x-treme.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 16 Αύγ 1999 - 02:45:53 EEST

Pigainei loipon o Manolios sto Joxanesmpourg.
Etsi opos perpataei sto dromo parathrei oti tou teleiosane ta tsigara.
Ti na kanei pigainei se ena periptero kai zitaei ena paketo tsigara.
Tou leei o peripteras:
- Proth fora erxesai sto Joxanesmpourg e?
- Nai apantaei autos kai synexizei : pos to jerate ?
- Na emeis den exoume tsigara sta periptera.
E ti na kanei kai autos feugei sou leei kai xoris tsigaro tha ziso.
Etsi opos perpatage skeftetai na paei se kanena sinema na perasei i ora
tou.
Rotaei enan perastiko pou tha brei sinema kai autos tou leei.
- Proth fora erxeste sto Joxanesmpourg e ?
- Nai pou to jerete ?
O allos tou eipe pos tha brei to sinema alla den tou apantise pos
katalabe oti itan i proth tou fora ekei.
Sinexizei to dromo tou loipon o Manolios pairnei to dromo pou tou
ipodeijane kai briskei to sinema.Pigainei sto tameio.
- Ena eisitirio tha ithela parakalo.
- Plateia i ejosti ? : rotaei i tamias
- Dose mou ena plateia.
- A , proth fora erxeste sto Joxanesmpourg e ?
- nai giati ?
- Jerete sto sinema oi mauroi pairnoun eisithrio gia plateia kai oi
    leukoi gia ejosth.
- Entajei tote dose mou ena ejosth.
Tou dinei to eisithrio h tamias kai mpainei bgiastika mesa gia na
prolabei thn arxh ths tainias.
Etsi omos opos parathrouse prosektika thn tainia ton kalese i fisi.
Arxizei loipon na caxnei gia toualeta.Den briskei omos toualeta kai
etsi rotaei ton proto pou briskei mprosta tou.
- Sorry re file alla caxno gia toualeta kai den brisko pou sto
  diaolo thn exoun balei ?
- A proth fora erxeste stho Joxanesmpourg e ?
- Nai re file giati ?
- Na , jereis edo emeis den exoume toualeta opoios thelei na katourisei
    thn bgazei kai katouraei sthn plateia.
- MA..yparxoun anthropoi apo kato.
- Mhn fobasai den lene tipota.
O Manolios sokarismenos men alla kai ypo thn piesi ths kistis tou
pigainei sthn akrh tou ejosth thn bgazei distaktika ejo kai arxizei na
katouraei ma gyrismeni thn plath gia na mhn ton blepoune.
Jafnika akouei mia foni.
- Re Filaaaaaaaaaara proth fora erxese sto Joxanesmpourg ?
- Nai re file giati ?
rotaei o Manolios eno ta'xei parei sthn krana.

- E, kouna thn ligo re malaka ...... olo emena katouras.

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