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Θέμα: Η καλογρια, ο Κυριος και ο οδηγος



(nil): Sylvia Dimitroulaki (a.dimitroulaki(@)lancaster.ac.uk)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 16 Αύγ 1999 - 17:25:05 EEST

Epitelous, afou paredwsa to thesis mou, vrhka xrono gia thn aparethth
metafrash giati alliws pali 8a dhmiourgousa ena sxetiko ... paniko
(epieikws...). Elpizw mono h metafrash na einai toso kalh oso kai to
au8entiko...

Enas antras mpenei se ena lewforeio kai vlepei mesa kai mia kalogria. Meta
apo polu parakolou8hsh suneidhtopoiei oti einai apisteuta elkustikh. Thn
epomenh mera mpenei sto lewforeio opou kai pali h kalogria einai ekei.
Apofasizei loipon na ths zhthsei na sunanti8oun.
H kalogria asfalws aporiptei thn protash tou enw ekeinos thn parakalaei
sxedon gonatistos.
En tw meta3u, o odhgos pou akouei to ti paizetai, leei ston antra ka8ws
katevainei apo to lewforeio:
"H kalogria ka8e vradu katevainei sto monasthri, ki an ths parousiastei san
8eos kai etsi isws kai na. thn epomenh mera o nearos antras exei to sxedio
etoimo! Otan h kalogria katevainei sto monasthri ekeinos exei foresei ena
apoplanhtiko xeitwna, genia kai perouka me makrua mallia, kai perimenei.
vlepei thn kalogria h opoia skuvei nomizontas pws einai o Kurios, kai
ekeinos plhsiazei. Steketai or8ios kai petaei xrusoskonh ston aera, legontas
oti einai ontws o Kurios. "Kurie, pws mporw na upakousw?", leei h kalogria.
Kai zhtaei apo thn kalogria na upakousei kai na tou dw8ei.
"Ma, Kurie, Eseis eiste pou proeidopoihte gia ta kaka pou epontai, pws
lopipon."
O antras epimenei alla h kalogria me tipota den tou ka8etai.
"8a se parw apo pisw, pou8ena den lew na mhn ginetai auto!!!"
otan teleiwse, kai uperifanos gia to kator8wma tou petaei to xitwna
kai thn perouka kai fwnazei: "AHA - den eimai o Kurios- eimai o antras pou
evlepes sto lewforeio..!!!!"
"Ki egw eimai o odhgos !!!" apantaei h kalogria vgazontas to rasso!!!

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