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(nil): Johnnie Georgopoulos (johnnie(@)archimedes.y-net.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 17 Αύγ 1999 - 11:56:06 EEST

Sorry gia to Aggliko alla einai terastio gia na to metafrasw..

Photographer

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start
their
family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his
wife
and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon". Half an hour later,
just by
chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make
a sale.

"Good morning madam. You don't know me, but I've come to...."

"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs Smith cut in.

"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of
babies."

"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat.
Just where do we start?" asked Mrs. Smith, blushing.

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch
and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun
too;
you can really spread out."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me."

"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we
try
 several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm
sure
you'll be pleased with the results."

"I hope we can get this over with quickly," gasped Mrs. Smith.

"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in
and
out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure."

"Don't I know !!", Mrs. Smith exclaimed.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
baby
pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London."

"Oh my god!!", Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with." The photographer handed Mrs. Smith
the picture.

"She was difficult ?" asked Mrs. Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the
job
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get
a good look."

"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.

"Yes", the photographer said. "And for more than three hours too. The
mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate.
Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the
squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean they actually chewed on your,
....equipment ?".

"That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that
we
can get to work."

"Tripod??", Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now.

"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for
me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Madam ? Madam?..... Good
Lord, she's fainted !!"

see ya!
Johnnie G.

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