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Θέμα: Re: O H/Y poy anabe kai esbhne monos toy



(nil): Kalogerinis Nikos (nickkal(@)grecian.net)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 17 Αύγ 1999 - 18:01:25 EEST

> Arage htane jan8ia??? Pantws to peristatiko elabe xwra sthn Amerikh!!!
>

Axm, apla peristatika pou synevhsan perisy to kalokairi pou douleva se
service
ypologistwn ( nai sthn Ellada :-) )

Xtypaei to thlefwno :
(P = Pelaths E= Egw)
P: Nai kalhmera sas service ekei ?
E: Nai , ti provlhma exete ?
P: 3ereis filarako den mou doulevei o ektypwths
E: Malista ti doulevete ?
P: Singular ( shm: logistiko paketo se DOS )
E: malista kyrie mou eisaste sto programma h exete vgei ?
P: exw vgei eimai ekei pou leei " C anw katw teleia , pavla kai kati alla ,
den
    3erw apafta
   ( profanws ennoouse C:\> )
E: enta3ei o ektypwths einai anoixtos?
P: Nai , vevaia.
E: orea , pathste " dir >lpt1"
P: mmm dir ... mm Enta3ei mou grafei Bad command or file name.
E: ??? Afhsate keno meta3y toy dir kai tou megalyterou?
P: Oxi na to kanw twra ?
E: nai
P: A twra leei file not found ?
E: Pws ? gia 3anapathste to
P: to idio
E: ...
P: Filaraki ?
E: nai ?
P: To megalytero poy les na to grapsw me y h me i ?

O an8rwpos egrafe C:\> dir megalytero lpt1 :-)

Enas pelaths entelws eknevristikos erxetai sto magazi ena prwi kratwntas
dyo Simm ( kommatia mnhmhs )

E: Parakalw ?
P: File h mnhmh mou epiase io kai hr8a na mou ton svhseis

!!!!!!!!!

Kai to pio koufo
O allos pou doulevame mazi pianei mia goma ( nai gomolastixa !!! )
kai trivei ta tsipakia ( tou eixe ta3ei apo mesa tou oti o sygekrimenos den
8a glitwne mia mera )
Oriste tou leei , thn esvhsa .
O allos kokkalo
P: e... Efxaristw ...

As mhn anaferw to ti gelio epese meta...

Nikos.

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