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Θέμα: agorapwlhsia :)



(nil): Johnnie Georgopoulos (johnnie(@)archimedes.y-net.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 18 Αύγ 1999 - 17:41:53 EEST

Mia pantremenh keratwnei ton andra ths kai ka8e fora pou o erasths ths
erxetai spiti, auth kleidwnei ton 7xrono gio ths sth ntoulapa.
Mia mera opws ton eixe kleidwsei akouei ena autokhnito apo to dromo, kai
ti na kanei - epeidh fobotan mhn einai o andras ths - kleinei kai ton
erasth sth ntoulapa mazi me to mikro.
- Pw pw! skoteina den einai edw;.. leei o mikros..
- nai, sigoura!
- den mou lete kyrie; 8elete na agorasete mia mpala tou baseball;
- oxi den nomizw..
- egw pisteuw pws 8elete na thn agorasete..
(skeftetai o andras: "den exw kai polles epiloges..")
- enta3ei, poso thn poulas;
- 20.000 drx
- TIII;;! Tosa polla;;.. (ti na kanei.. fobotan mh fanerw8ei, ta dinei)

Thn epomenh ebdomada pali htan o erasths ths "kurias" sto spiti, pali
akougetai se mia stigmh kati apo to dromo kai na'sou h synanthsh sth
ntoulapa..
- Pw pw.. skoteina den einai edw;;!! rwtaei o mikros
- nai, sigoura einai.. apantaei o andras
- 8eleis na agoraseis ena ganti tou baseball;;
- Wx! Poso to poulas auth th fora;
- 35.000 drx
ti na kanei o andras to agorazei..

Thn epomenh ebdomada o pateras tou paidiou leei:
- Pame na pai3oume liges ri3ies; ela fere th bala kai ta gantia sou..
- den mporw, ta poulhsa, tou apantaei o mikros.
- kai ti phres gi' auta , lei o pateras etoimos na akousei gia glyka kai
karameles kai na kanei kyrhgma gia thn a3ia tou xrhmatos sto paidi tou..
- 65.000 drx
-TIII;; 65.000 drx;;;!!! Auto einai klepsia, prepei na pas amesws ston
papa kai na e3omologh8eis thn amartia sou!

sthn ekklhsia loipon, to agori mpainei sto e3omologhthri, ka8etai kai
leei:
"Pw Pw!! Skoteina den einai edw;;!"

"Mhn arxiseis pali tis idies malakies", apantaei o papas!

Johnnie G.

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