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Θέμα: Merika anekdotakia



(nil): Apostolos-Athanasios Touloumtzoglou (apostolis(@)ilf.ch)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 24 Αύγ 1999 - 11:00:02 EEST

            O typos einai prwtaulhths ths argoporias kaue prwi sth doyleia toy. Etsi egine gia allh mia fora kai to shmerino prwi. To afentiko ta exei parei fysika
            kai toy leei:

            -Wste den hrues pali sthmera to prwi, eeee;
            -Nai, sygnwmh re megale. H gynaika moy eixe mia dyskolh genna.
            -Swpa re mastora! Genna shmera, genna thn perasmenh ebdomada, dhladh h gynaika soy gennaei kata meso oro 4-5 fores to mhna re megale;
            -Hrema re file, gynaikologos einai!

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            -Poia h diafora enos syzygoy me to gkomeno;
            -H mera me th nyxta.

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            Enas neos ta exei paiksei teleiws mias kai uelei na phdhksei th gkomena toy alla exei thpseis giati thn exei mikrh... Telos pantwn to pairnei apofasis
            oti etsi den paei allo, th fernei ena brady spiti, sbhnei kai ola ta fwta gia na krypsei kaue apodeiktiko stoixeio, kai meta ta prokatarktika ths ton bazei
            mesa sto xeri ths. Toy kanei ayth:
            -Aaaa, poly eygeniko alla den kapnizw, toylaxiston prin to sex!

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            Mia... melaxrinh (nai re na allaksoyme kai ligo) leei sth mana ths:
            -Mama, mama, eimai egkyos!
            -Kala re koritsaki moy kai poy to eixes to kefali soy ekeinh th sthgmh dhladh;
            -Sto timoni toy amaksioy, alla giati rwtas;

            Ayta gia shmera, geia xara, apanthseis kai sxolia proswpika panta, ektos apo aytoys poy einai panw apo 5 xronia sto internet kai eidika 2
            erasitexnika kai 3 epaggelmatika!

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