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Θέμα: A dinner speaker was in such a hurry



(nil): Panageas, Andreas J (andreas.j.panageas(@)lmco.com)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 27 Αύγ 1999 - 20:08:55 EEST

> Subject: A dinner speaker was in such a hurry
>
> A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he
> arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had
> forgotten his false teeth.
>
> Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth."
>
> The man said, "No problem."
>
> He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try
> these," he said.
>
> The speaker tried them. "Too loose," he said.
>
> The man then said, "I have another pair - try these."
>
> The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight."
>
> The man was not taken back at all.
>
> He then said, "I have one more pair. Try them."
>
> The speaker said, "They fit perfectly."
>
> With that he ate his meal and gave his speech. After the dinner meeting
> was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him.
>
> "I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've
> been looking for a good dentist."
>
> The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm an undertaker."
Andreas Panageas
Lockheed Martin
Senior Staff Hardware Design Engineer

(408) 742-2826

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