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Θέμα: Anekdotakia!



(nil): Apostolos-Athanasios Touloumtzoglou (apostolis(@)ilf.ch)
Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 28 Αύγ 1999 - 19:49:18 EEST

-Giati (anekdoto einai, den exei psalsimo ayth th fora) stoys mauhtes, foithtes kai genikws se ayto to periballon ta kroysmata aids einai poly mikra;
-Giati yparxoyn 80% malakes kai molis 20% glyftronia (mh pw poia perioxhs, ok;)

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H daskala rwtaei to Giannakh:

-Giannakh, gia pese mas, poy brisketai h amerikh;
O Giannakhs, deixnei sto xarth thn Amerikh.
-Mprabo, giannakh! Kai esy Toto, gia pese mas, poios anakalypse thn Amerikh;
-O Giannakhs, molis twra!

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-Ti pio blakas apo enan pontio;
-Ksanuia Pontia!

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-Giati h mana xorophdaei;
-Skase kai gemize (to oplo).

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-Giati oi gynaikes spanizoyn ston paradeiso;
-Giati alloiws ua htan kolash!

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-Pws anagnwrizeis mia ksanuia oti doyleyei se mpakaliko;
-Exei th serbietta (kalh oreksh se osoys trwne) pisw apo to ayti kai psaxnei to molybi ths.

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(KAI PROEIDOPOIW AYTOYS POY BARIOYNTAI OTI AYTO EINAI MEGALYTERO ALLA TELEYTAIO)

Paei enas sto giatro toy kai leei:
-Giatre, me ponaei to stomaxi moy re megale!
-(meta eksetashs)Loipon, to bradaki pies ena kryo galataki, etsi fresko kai meta 1 zesto mpanaki kai ayto htan olo!
(Thn epomenh mera)
-Giatre me ponaei perissotero! To gala katebhke alla to mpanio ekana mish wra na to teleiwsw!

Geia-xara, kai parathrhsis:
Blepw oti osoi apaitoyn perissotero sebasmo stoys kanones ki etsi einai oi prwtoi poy toys parabiazoyn, ZHTW H ELLAS magkes, kala pame!

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