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Θέμα: 10os orofos



(nil): bat_geor (bat_geor(@)mail.hol.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 29 Αύγ 1999 - 17:19:42 EEST

Me afta ta 3 anekdota kano tin arxi:

Skiniko:Ekei sto America, 2 tipoi pinane se ena bar ekso apo ena ouranoksisti

Leei o enas ston allo
-Ksereis ama peseis apo tin korifi, ston 10o orofo logo tou anemou, tha
kaneis ena kiklo giro apo to xtirio kai tha prosgiothis asfalis sto anixto
parathiro pou vriskete mprosta.
-Apokliete.
-Tha sto apodikso...
 Kai pigenei, kai kathos pefti ston 10 orofo ksafnika ton perni o anemos
kia prosgionete se ekeino to parathiro. Pernei to asanser kai pigenei ksana
sto bar. O allos den to pisteve sta matia tou:
-Apla simptosi tha htan, siga min ginotan panta afto.
-Den itan simptosi, tha sto ksanakano...
 Kai palli pigenei, kai ston 10 orofi kanei ena kiklo tou xtiriou, kia
prosgionete sto parathiro, kai erxete ksana sto bar.
O allos ekpliktos
-Popo re malaka, einai theiko, thelo na to dokimaso kai ego, alloste tha
petixi.
Pai kai o allos, alla den egine tipota, opote, parton kato.
Kai girnai o barman kai leei stin allo:
-Telika Superman eisai polli malakas otan pinis.

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Akoulouthoune 2 sta agglika (prospathisa na ta metafraso, alla exane to
noima):
7 things to do to when your ISP goes down
1. Dial 911 Immediately.
2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
3. You mean there's something else to do?
4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.
5. Work.
6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.
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"I've written a commercial for Apple Computer. It goes like this:
'Macintosh -- we might not get everything right, but at least we knew the
century was going to end.'"
-- Author Douglas Adams, on the Y2K problem
Filika,
Kostas "VASILIAS" Batis
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