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(nil): Apostolos-Athanasios Touloumtzoglou (apostolis(@)ilf.ch)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 05 Σεπ 1999 - 18:18:25 EEST

2 typoi syzhtoyn:
-As'ta megale, eimai atyxos. Mia kopela moy ekane mynhsh giati thn kamakona kanonika kai me to nomo sto aytokinhto moy re gmt. Phga shmera to prwi sto dikasthrio kai phra poinh 200xil. drx! Kai otan o dikasths eide thn kopela, moy edwse kai prostimo alles 400 xil drx gia odhghsh ypo epiroia alkool!

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-Giati oi ksanuies den trwne pote etoimh soypa se sakoylaki;
-Giati den kseroyn pws mporeis na baleis thn posothta toy neroy poy lene oi odhgies sto sakoylaki!

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To thlefwno xtypa kai o yphreths to shkwnei:
-Parakalw;
-Megale, pes sthn Kyria oti den prokeitai na gyrisw na koimhuw spiti shmera.
-Symfwnoi, poios thlefwnei omws;

Ayta ta liga agaphtoi filoi shmera. Alloi stelnoyn albanika, alloi mpagiatika, alloi sketes gkrinies, magkia, gia na diamartyrhuoyn, egw lew na steilw liga.

Aaaaa, kai opoios de symfwnei me thn taktikh moy, kserei: na to pshfisei dhmosiws, edw poy ftasame, ola epitrepontai ap'oti fainetai. Aparaithth proypouesh na exei omws 5 xronia sto internet!

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