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Θέμα: Marx



(nil): CountZero (CountZero(@)cyber-wizard.com)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 01 Οκτ 1999 - 16:45:02 EEST

Afto isos tha eprepe na to steilei o Korahs omos as tou klepso thn
doksa:

Pethainei o Marx kai paei sta ourania. Eno prospathei na perasei tis
pyles tou paradeisou ton vlepei o agios Petros.
-Esy me to mousi. Pou pas poulaki mou? Esy den eisai o Karolos Marx pou
eleges oti den yparxei theos kai alla antixristianika?
-Eeem.. nai
-Sthn Kolash grhgora!
Paei telos padon sthn kolash, opou ton vazoun se ena kazani. Eno paei
ena diavolaki na anapsei to kazani to pianei o Marx kai tou leei.
-Popo! Dyskolh douleia. Prepei na plironeste xodra e?
-EEeee?? Ba oxi.
-Ti??!?!?! Den plironeste? Mhn mou peis oti den sas dinei o Diavolos kai
epidoma anthiygieinhs ergasias?
-Ti einai afto? leei to diavolaki
-Re exete dikaiomata katalavete to! Prepei na kseshkothite gia na ta
apaithsete! Avrio ksekinate apergia!
Apo thn epomenh mera sthn kolash epikratouse panikos. Ola ta kazania
paremenan svhsta kai ta diavolakia kanan poreies me pano klp. O diavolos
fysika efage frikh. Pernei amesos ton theo thlefono kai tou zhtaei na
parei piso ton Marx giati den paei allo! Anatarasontai oi isorropies
paradeisou-kolaseos.
Telos padon pairnei o theos ton Marx ston paradeiso opote sthn kolash
epanerxetai h taksh. Meta apo ligo kairo o diavolos apofasizei na parei
thlefono ton theo na dei an exoun kai aftoi provlhmata:
drin drin!
To shkonei o theos
-Nai poios einai?
-Ela thee o diavolos eimai.
-1on: DEN yparxei theos kai 2on apo edo kai pera tha me apokaleis
sydrofo!

--
"The last possible deed is that which defines perception itself, an
invisible golden cord that connects us: illegal dancing in the
courthouse corridors. If I
were to kiss you here they'd call it an act of terrorism--so let's take
our pistols to bed & wake up the city at midnight like drunken bandits
celebrating
with a fusillade, the message of the taste of chaos."
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