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Θέμα: Re: papagalos



(nil): Antonios Gasteratos (antonis(@)lira.dist.unige.it)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 08 Οκτ 1999 - 10:59:39 EEST

"Panageas, Andreas J" wrote:
>
> > A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
> > perch.
> >
> > It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeez, I wonder
> > what happened to this parrot?"
> >
> > The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."
> >
> > "Holy shit," the guy replies to the parrot. "You actually understood
> > and answered me?"
> >
> > "I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly
> > intelligent, thoroughly educated bird."
> >
> > "Oh, yeah?" the guy asks. "Then answer this: how do you hang onto your
> > perch without any feet?"
> >
> > "Well," the parrot says, "this is a little embarrassing, but since you
> > asked, I wrap my dick around this wooden bar, like a little hook. You
> > can't see
> > it cause of my feathers."
> >
> > "Wow," says the guy, "you really can understand and speak English, can't
> > you?
> >
> > "Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and I can converse with
> > reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,
> > physics,
> > philosophy ... I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to
> > buy me. I'd be a great companion."
> >
> > The guy looks at the $200 price tag. "Sorry,he says, "I can't afford
> > that."
> >
> > "Pssst," the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over with one wing. "The
> > truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet.
> > You can probably get me for twenty bucks; just make the guy an offer!"
> >
> > The guy offers 20 bucks, and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by.
> > The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's
> > interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes,
> > he's
> > insightful. The guy is delighted.
> >
> > One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes, "Pssst," and
> > motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this
> > or
> > not", says the parrot. "It's about your wife and the mailman..."
> >
> > "What are you talking about?" asks the guy.
> >
> > "Well," the parrot says, "when the mailman came to the door today, your
> > wife greeted him in a sheer nightgown and kissed him passionately."
> >
> > "WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. THEN what happened???"
> >
> > "Well, then the mailman came into the house and lifted up her nightgown
> > and began petting her all over," reports the parrot.
> >
> > "My God!!" the guy exclaims. "Then what?"
> >
> > "Then he lifted up the nightgown, got down on his knees and began to
> > lick her all over, starting with her breasts and slowly going down and
> > down..."
> >
> > "...WELL??? demands the frantic guy. "What HAPPENED?"
> >
> > "I don't have the slightest idea," says the parrot.
> > "I got a hard-on, and I fell off my perch."
> >

/* comment
Αφού η λίστα είναι multilingual πάρτε και ένα ιταλικό. Sorry για το
αμετάφραστο, sorry επίσης γιατί έχει ξαναπεράσει από τη λίστα στα
enlish, στα greklish και στα ελληνικά, αλλά το στέλνω για χάρην
πληρότητας να το ευχαριστιθούν κι αυτοί που τη βρίσκουν με τα ιταλικά.
Έχω και πολά άλλα ιταλικά ακόμη που θα τα στέλνω reply σε κάθε αγγλικό
που σκάει μύτη.

αααα btw ήθελα κι εγώ να γνωρίσω σε όλους τους αγαπητούς φίλους της
λίστας, ότι στα ιταλικά το remote control λέγεται telecomando και στα
ισπανικά mando a distancia. Επίσης ότι ο τραγουδιστής στο quiz του
Φάρσαρη είναι Διονυσίου, όσο δε για το χορό γίνονται έρευνες ακόμη, τα
αποτελέσματα των οποίων θα ανκοινωθούν συντόμως από το κανάλι μας,
γιαυτό μείνετε συντονισμένοι.
end of comment */

// joke

L' ITALIANO DEGLI UOMINI

Ho fame = Ho fame
Ho sonno =Ho sonno
Sono stanco = Sono stanco
Bel vestito = Bella fica
Cosa c'e' che non va ? = Attraverso quale insignificante trauma
psicologico autoinventato stai combattendo?
Si, mi piace il tuo taglio di capelli = Mi piacevano piu'prima
Si, mi piace il tuo taglio di capelli = Cinquantamila e non e' cambiato
nulla
Andiamo al cinema ? = Mi piacerebbe fare sesso con te
Posso portarti fuori a cena ? = Mi piacerebbe fare sesso con te
Posso chiamarti qualche volta ? = Mi piacerebbe fare sesso con te
Posso avere l'onore di un ballo ? = Mi piacerebbe fare sesso con te
Sembri tesa, posso farti un massaggio ? = Ti voglio accarezzare e fare
sesso con te
Cosa c'e' che non va ? = Immagino che di fare sesso stanotte non se ne
parla
Sono annoiato = Vuoi fare sesso con me
Ti amo = Facciamo sesso. Ora?
Ti amo anch'io = Va bene. l'ho detto. Ma ora facciamo sesso
Parliamo = Sto cercando di fare buona impressione su di te in modo che
creda che sono una persona profonda e
forse allora sentirai a fare sesso con me.
Mi sposerai ? = Voglio che diventi illegale per te fare sesso con altri
uomini
Mi piace di piu' quell'altro (mentre si fanno compere) = Prendi uno di
questi cazzi di vestiti ed andiamocene a
casa (magari a fare sesso)

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