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Θέμα: Re: E an steilw kai to anekdoto???



(nil): Antonios Gasteratos (antonis(@)lira.dist.unige.it)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 08 Οκτ 1999 - 14:03:39 EEST

και η συνέχεια του προηγούμενου:
>
> L'ITALIANO DELLE DONNE
> Si= No
> No = Si
> Forse = No
> Mi dispiace = Te ne pentirai
> Abbiamo bisogno = Voglio
> Decidi tu = La decisione giusta dovrebbe essere ovvia
> Fai come ti pare = La pagherai in seguito
> Dobbiamo parlare = Ho bisogno di lamentarmi di qualcosa
> Certo, fallo pure se vuoi = Non voglio che tu lo faccia
> Non sono arrabbiata = Certo che sono arrabbiata. stronzo
> Sei cosi' mascolino = Hai bisogno di raderti
> Certo che stasera sei proprio carino con me = Possibile che pensi sempre
> al sesso
> Spegni la luce = Ho la cellulite
> Questa cucina e' cosi' poco pratica = Voglio una casa nuova
> Voglio delle nuove tendine = ... e tappeti. mobili. carta da parati,
> ecc.
> Ho sentito un rumore = Mi ero accorta che stavi per addormentarti
> Mi ami ? = Sto per chiederti qualcosa che costa
> Quanto mi ami ? = Ho fatto qualcosa che non ti piacera' sentire
> Ho il sedere grosso ? = Dimmi che sono stupenda
> Ci sposiamo ? - Non me ne importa un accidente di te, mi devo sistemare
> prima che sia troppo tardi
> Devi imparare a comunicare = Devi solo essere d'accordo con me
> Niente, davvero = E' solo che sei cosi' stronzo
>

Dimitrios Sarris wrote:
>
> Sorry!!!
>
> ARXH ANEKDOTOY
>
> Julie, the blonde, just got out of the tanning salon. She was getting
> pretty
> desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer
> neighborhoods
> around town and look for odd jobs as a handywoman. Well, the first house
> she
> came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, "Yeah, I have a job for
> "ya".
> How would you like to paint the porch?" "Sure that sounds great!" said
> Julie.
> "Well, uh, how much do you want me to pay you?" asked the man. "Is fifty
>
> bucks alright?" Julie asked. "Yeah that's great. You'll find the paint
> and
> ladders you'll need in the garage." The man went back into his house to
> his
> wife who had been listening. "Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes
> all
> the way around the house?" asked the wife. "Well she must, she was
> standing
> right on it!" her husband replied. About 15 minutes later, Julie knocked
> on the
> door. "I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner. The man was
> amazed. "You painted the whole porch?" "Yeah," Julie replied, "I even
> had
> some paint left, so I put on two coats!" The man reached into his wallet
> to pay
> Julie. "Oh, by the way," said Julie, "that's not a Porch, it's a
> Ferrari."
>

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