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(nil): Ioannis Douros (i.douros(@)cs.ucl.ac.uk)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 11 Οκτ 1999 - 15:09:14 EEST

Htan enas typos pou eixe ena fobero kynhgoskylo. Terastio, poly dynato,
kai ygiestato. Kapoia stigmh omws, kati tou synebh tou skyliou kai
stamathse na trwei. Anhsyxia to afentiko, pernagan oi meres, to skyli na
mh bazei mpoukia sto stoma tou. Entwmetajy egine pio anyshxhtikh h
katastash giati arxise na xanei epikyndyna baros. Parakalia, apeiles,
kolpa, skylotrofes polyteleias, ola xwris apotelesma, to skyli na mh
8elei na faei me tipota.

Eide ki apoeide o afentikos toy, kai na pou tou erxetai mia idea. Pianei
thn efhmerida kai briskei ton ari8mo enos 'roz' grafeiou apo ayta pou
plasaroun 'fwtomontela' (kserete twra eseis). Pairnei loipon thlefvno:

- Parakalw;
- Xairete, 8a h8ela na paraggeilw ena montelo.
- Eyxaristws kyrie. Ti eidous montelo psaxnete;
- Loipon, 8a huela mia souhdeza, pshlh kai ksan8ia.
- Poso pshlh;
- E, gyrw sta dyo metra, h 2.10, kai baros 45 kila.
- 45 kila se tetoio ypsos? Telos pantwn, afhste mou ta stioxeia sas, 8a
dw ti mporw na kanw gia sas kai 8a epikoinwnhsw mazi sas.

Etsi kai egine. Thn epomenh mera, ton pairnun thlfwno 'Kyrie Tade
brhkame to montelo, 8a sas thn steiloume spiti apopse stis 8.00'

Xtypaei loipon to koudouni, o typos thn ypodexetai, antallasoun telos
pantwn tis gnwstes typikothtes, kai meta mpainoun sto pshto:

- Bgale loipon ta rouxa sou koukla.
(Ypakouei amesws, thn kserei kala th douleia)

- Wraia, twra pese sta tessera, mprosta sto tzaki
('Bitsiozos o typos', skeftetai ayth, alla gia ta lefta 8a ta kanei ola,
opote ypakouei pro8yma).

Kai tote o typos fwnazei to skyli, to bazei na sta8ei mprosta sto
'montelo', kai tou leei tou skyiou:

"Na re! Ta blepeis; TA BLEPEIS TA XALIA; Etsi 8a katanthseis ki esy an
den trws!!!!"

Filakia,
K.D.

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Department of Computer Science      (Room 301)
University College London
 phone: 020 7679 x3695
mobile: 0771 437 0887
e-mail: i.douros(@)cs.ucl.ac.uk
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