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Θέμα: o Bill ston Ourano



(nil): Bisbinikakis Grigorios (grigorios.bisbinikakis(@)mchu.si-t.de)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 21 Οκτ 1999 - 11:44:58 EEST

O Bill Gates pethane kai synantaei ton Agio Petro sthn Pylh ton Ouranon.
        --Kalos hrthes Bill sthn Meta Thanaton Zoh...tou leei o Agios
Petros.
        Eferes ston Kosmo thn Microsoft kai oxi mono avto eferes kai to
Windows 95.
        Den mporo na paofasiso an preei na se steilo sthn Kolash h ston
Paradeiso.
        Giavto tha se afhso na apofasiseis monos sou.

Etsi loipon o Agios Petros ksenagei ton Bill prota sthn Kolash. Htan ena
yperoxo meros. Oraies paralies, panemorfes Gynaikes, Pantou giortes kai
Party, oti kai na hthele kapoios to evriske ekei.
        ---Aaa poly omorfa einai edo leei o Bill. Poios fantasthke pote oti
einai toso oraia sthn Kolash?

Meta paei o Agios Petros ton Bill ston Paradeiso. Oloi hsan ekei ntymenoi
sta aspra, epaizan mousikh me Arpes, fainontousan variesthmenoi.
Kai opos o Bill htan poly partouziarhs leei:
        --Mpa den m aresei edo....Tha pao sthn Kolash. Etsi kai egine...

Meta apo mia evdomada paei o Agios Petros na kanei epitheorhsh sthn Kolash.
Vlepei loipon ton Bill Gates mesa se ena Kazani me ladi na vrazei kai na
ourliazei parakalontas ton Satana na deiksei eleos.
Molis loipon vlepei ton Agio Petro ton rotaei:
        --Kala ti synevhke? Ego nomisa oti h Kolash htan ena yperoxo meros!
Ti egine me thn Kolash pou mou edeikses prin mia evdomada?
        --Ohhh.....leei o agios Petros..avto pou sou edeiksa htan mono to
DEMO Version.....

grigoris

Dipl.-Math.,Dipl.-Inf. Univ. Grigorios Bisbinikakis
Technischer Redakteur, Dozent, CBT-Entwickler, Netzwerkadministrator

DaimlerChrysler Aerospace AG
Defence and Civil Systems
DASA

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