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Θέμα: Einai to WINDOWS ena Virus?



(nil): Bisbinikakis Grigorios (grigorios.bisbinikakis(@)mchu.si-t.de)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 21 Οκτ 1999 - 12:05:50 EEST

Prosfata h gnosth Etaireia McAfee anaroththike an ta Windows einai ena Virus
gia na to symperilavei kai avto mesa sthn Lista ton Viruses.

As doume pote ena programma einai ena Virus:

1. ena Virus pollaplasiazetai taxytata. (OK...opos kai to Windows)

2. ena Virus troei xrhsima System resources kai kanei to systhma argo.
(OK...kai to Windows...)

3. ena Virus mporei na sou katastrepsei ton Sklhro sou disko....(E..nai kai
to Windows sto kanei avto)

4. ta Viruses metaferontai xoris na to gnorizei o Xrhsths mesa apo alla
programmata kai systhmata (Entaksei kai avto to kanoune ta Windows)

5. ta Viruses epeidh kanoun to systhma argo (vlepe 2) dhmiourgoun ypopsies
ston Xrhsth oti ftaiei to Hardware kai etsi agorazoun olo kai kainourgia
Hardware. ( E avto kai an to kanei to Windows)

Telika omos an kai yparxoun terasties omoiothtes yparxoun kai shmantikes
diafores:

1. Ta Viruses yposthrizontai texnika apo avtous pou ta exoun programatisei
(OXI omos ta Windows)

2. Trexoun xoris provlimata se olous tous ypologistes (OXI omos ta Windows)

3. O Kodikas tous einai taxytatos, syntomos, evfyestata programmatismenos
kai apotelesmatikos (OXI omos ta Windows)

Etsi telika h McAfee evgale symperasma oti to Windows den einai
Virus....alla ena BUG!!!!!!!!!

Dipl.-Math.,Dipl.-Inf. Univ. Grigorios Bisbinikakis
Technischer Redakteur, Dozent, CBT-Entwickler, Netzwerkadministrator

DaimlerChrysler Aerospace AG
Defence and Civil Systems
DASA

E-mail Privat: bisbinix(@)aol.com

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