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Θέμα: H GENESH



(nil): Bisbinikakis Grigorios (grigorios.bisbinikakis(@)mchu.si-t.de)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 22 Οκτ 1999 - 13:39:05 EEST

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H GENESH
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O Theos dhmiourghse ton Gaidaro kai tou eipe:
"Eisai enas Gaidaros. 8a douleveis apo to proi mexri to vrady kai
8a kouvalas sthn plath sou varia pragmata. 8a trws Xortari kai 8a exeis
xamhlo deikth nohmosynhs.
kai 8a zeis 50 Xronia.

Molis to akouse avto o gaidaros efere antirhsh:
"50 Xronia na zw etsi? a pa pa...dwsw mou ligotera....oxi parapanw apo
30..."

Etsi kai egine.

Meta eftiakse o 8eos ton Skylo kai tou eipe:
"Eisai enas Skylos. 8a prosexeis ta spitia twn an8ropwn twn opoiwn 8a gineis
o kalyteros tous filos. 8a trws ta apofagia tous kai 8a zeis 25 xronia.!

"Tiiii?" leei o skylos.
"8ee mou, 25 Xronia na zw etsi, einai polla. Se parakalo oxi perisootera apo
10."

Etsi kai egine.

Meta eftiakse o 8eos ton Pi8hko kai tou eipe:
"Eisai enas Pi8hkos. 8a phdas apo dentro se dentro kai 8a symperiferesai san
enas hli8ios.
8a eisai xazoxaroumenos kai 8a zeis 20 xronia."

Leei o Pi8hkos:
"8ee, 20 Xronia na zw etsi san tsarlatanos einai polla. Mhn mou dineis pio
polla apo 10."

Etsi kai egine.

Telika eftiakse kai ton An8rwpo kai tou eipe:
"Eisai enas An8rwpos, to monadiko nohmon On tou planhth.
8a xrhsimopoihshs thn logikh sou gia na kaneis ta alla Onta yphretes sou.
8a kyrievseis thn Gh kai 8a zeis 20 Xronia!"

Kai leei o anthropos:
"8ee, nasai an8rwpos kai na zeis mono 20 xronia? Den einai arketa! Dose mou
toulaxiston ta 20 Xronia pou den h8ele o Gaidaros, ta 15 tou skylou kai ta
10 tou pi8hkou"

O 8eos tou ekane thn Xarh.

kai etsi o an8rwpos zei 20 Xronia san an8rwpos, meta pantrevetai kai zei san
gaidaros 30 Xronia, ergazontas
apo to proi ws to vrady kai kouvalontas varia pragmata.

Meta apokta paidia kai zei 15 Xronia san skyli me to na prosexei to spiti
kai trogontas avta pou afhnoun ypoloipa ta paidia kai h gynaika tou.

Meta otan gerasei, zei 10 Xronia san Pi8hkos, symperiferetai san hli8ios,
kai kanei san xazos otan paizei me ta eggonia tou.

Kai etsi exei meinei mexri shmera.

Dipl.-Math.,Dipl.-Inf. Univ. Grigorios Bisbinikakis
Technischer Redakteur, Dozent, CBT-Entwickler, Netzwerkadministrator

DaimlerChrysler Aerospace AG
Defence and Civil Systems
DASA

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