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Θέμα: REPO?



(nil): Bisbinikakis Grigorios (grigorios.bisbinikakis(@)mchu.si-t.de)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 26 Οκτ 1999 - 15:00:36 EEST

KAINOURGIOS KANONISMOS THS ETAIREIAS X SMS (=XES EM ES)

SE OLOUS TOUS SYNERGATES
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O ejhs kanonismos ti8etai se isxy apo thn erxomenh Devtera sthn Etaireia mas
oson afora ta REPO:

AS8ENEIA
============
As8eneia den dikaiologeitai. Akoma kai mia iatrikh gnwmatevsh
den mporei na xrhsimopoih8ei san apodeiksh, dioti an eisastan
se 8esh na pate ston Jatro, tote 8a mporousate na er8ete kai sthn douleia.

8ANATOS STENOU SAS SYGGENH
 ===========================
Den dikaologeitai. Gia ton apo8anonta den mporeite pleon na kanete tipota
kai opoiosdhpote allos mporei se avthn thn periptosh na merimnhsei gia tis
aparaithtes diadikasies. An kanonisete h Khdeia na ginei arga to apogevma
mporeite entoutois na fygete mish Ora noritera an exete vevaia teleiosei me
thn douleia sas.

DIKOS SAS 8ANATOS
===================
 S avthn thn peroptwsh deixnoume plhrh katanohsh, an

1. Mas enhmerosete 2 evdomades prin oste na mporesoume
na vroume antikatastath sas.

2. Mas parete Thlefono to argotero mexri tis 8:00 to prwi etsi
wste na lavoume ta aparaithta metra.

3. Mas exete ypograpsei eseis kai o giatros sas mia vevaiosh
oti exete pe8anei. An den exoume kai tis dyo ypografes tote 8a
exete gia to Xrono pou eisastan apon krathseis apo to mis8o sas.

EGXEIRHSEIS
============
Xeirourgikes epemvaseis stous synergates mas apagorevontai.
Emeis exoume parei tous ergazomenous sthn etaireia mas akeraious.
H Afairesh estw kai enos Organou paraviazei to Symvolaio.

ASHMENIA H XRYSH EPETOIOS GAMOY
================================
Se kammia tetoia periptosh den dinoume Repo.
An eisate 25 h kai 50 Xronia me ton idio Anthropo pantremenoi tote
na eisaste poly evtyxismenoi pou erxeste sth douleia.

GENE8LIA
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To oti gennh8hkate den einai diko sas epitevgma.
Gia vto to logo den vlepoume giati prepei emeis na sa dwsoume Repo.

GENNHSH ENOS PAIDIOU
=====================
Gia tetoia La8h kai fysika den dinoume Repo stous ypallhlous mas.
Ejallou eixate thn Hdonh sas.

Dipl.-Math.,Dipl.-Inf. Univ. Grigorios Bisbinikakis
Technischer Redakteur, Dozent, CBT-Entwickler, Netzwerkadministrator

DaimlerChrysler Aerospace AG
Defence and Civil Systems
DASA

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