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(nil): Keti Lemopulo (ketilem(@)escortnet.com)
Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 30 Οκτ 1999 - 20:50:50 EEST

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>>Ta parakato exoun graftei apo tis tilefonitries tis PANAFON. Einai ola
>>alithina.
>>
>>PANAFONIO KOTSANOLOGIO
>>
>>1. Geia sas, mou exei mplokarei i karta SLIM.
>>
>>2. PANAFON, prosopikos tilefonitis, legetai.
>> -Geia sas kirie prosopike tilefoniti.
>>
>>3. Patao ton frakti kai kounao tin mpataria pera-dothe gia na do an
>>einai gemath. Lete epidi den kanei "gloukou-gloukou" na min einai gemati?
>>
>>4. Otan pao sto benzinadiko i sto boulkanizater fisao me ton aera to
>>akoustiko kai ksefrazei kai milao kalitera. Na to peite kai stous
>>allous.
>>
>>5. Thelo na pirodotiso ta tessera tessaria.
>>
>>6. -Mou dinete to tilefono tou kiriou Papadopoulou Ioanni?
>> -Autokinitistis einai o kirios?
>> -Oxi Ioannis.
>>
>>7. Den exo to Ericson to palio, tin karabana.
>> Exo tin Motorolla tin mpanana.
>>
>>8. -Exo to tilefono sto amaxi kai otan frenaro mou grafei SIMBLOCKED.
>> -Ti marka einai?
>> -BMW.
>>
>>9. -Parte pio arga ta noumera.
>> -Diladi kata ti ora?
>>
>>10. -Ti siskeui exete?
>> -Tin mauri me to kerato apo pano.
>> -Ti siskeui den katalaba?
>> -Tin germaniki pou milas anapoda.
>>
>>11. To tilefono mou exei sfagi.
>>
>>12. Me pairnoun alla den mporo na paro, eno ego pairno, pou prepei na
>> paro?
>>
>>13. -Ti siskeui exete?
>> -To NOKIA me tis 7 tripes.
>>
>>14. -Tha parete ston antiprosopo sas kai tha zitisete to PUK (pak).
>> -Ti tha zitiso?
>> -To kodiko apemplokis, to PUK.
>> -To FUCK?
>> -Pak, pi..., pi opos Panagiotis.
>> -A, mprabo, Panagioti me lene.
>>
>>15. -Exo tipseis giati pira to 111, tin nixta kai xipnisa tin
>> tilefonitria sas kai mou eipe oti eimai sto basiko menou.
>>
>>16. -Den exo kalipsi.
>> -Se poio simeio eiste?
>> -Sto spiti tou Thodora.
>>
>>17. -To tilefono tou Apostoli, tou paidiatrou tha ithela.
>> -Poio einai to epitheto tou?
>> -Den to thimamai.
>>
>>18. -".... pliktrologiste ton kodiko sas kai patiste to pliktro me tin
>> diesi.
>> -Mou leei na patiso to pliktro me piesi.
>> -Den sas leei piesi, sas leei diesi.
>> -Diladi na min to patiso me piesi, na to patiso me diesi?
>>
>>19. -Tha patisete belaki menou 14 M+. Ti sas grafei?
>> -Tipota.
>> -Den mporei na min sas grafei tipota. Gia dokimaste xana.
>> -Pali tipota. Mipos prepei na anoixo to tilefono mou prota?
>>
>>20. -H ELPA ti tilefono exei?
>> -H ELPA eipate?
>> -Nai xereis, i EXPRESS SERVICE.
>>
>>21. To tilefono mou grafei SLIP BLOCKED. Diladi exei mplokarei to
>>slipaki mou?
>>
>>22. -Sto tilefono pou exo parei tora xreonomai?
>> -Malista, kirie, sto 122 xreoneste.
>> -Oraia, peste mou despoinis, poso kanei na to pliroso, giati
>>biazomai.
>>
>>23. Anoigo to tilefono mou kai mou grafei massaz. (message).
>>
>>24. -Ti siskeui exete kirie?
>> -Den xero, auti pou moiazei me toublo.
>>
>>25. -Ti marka einai to tilefono?
>> -HEINEKEN. (HAGENUK).
>>
>>26. -Exo patisei ton kodiko pou einai gia to kleisma tis siskeuis kai
>>den mporo na paro tilefono.
>> -Ti siskeui exete?
>> -Motor-Oil.
>>
>>27. Brika ti mplokarei to abs sto autokinito. O fortistis pou bazo ston
>> anaptira.
>>
>>28. Pelatissa: Exei erthei o logariasmos mou 66.000 drx kai den thelo na
>> ton dei o antras mou giati tha me skotosei. Thelo na bgalete enan
>> allo me ta noumera pou tha sas po ego.
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