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Θέμα: Skouliiiiki!!



(nil): Fotis Manikis (fman(@)intranet.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 02 Νοέ 1999 - 14:35:36 EET

Mikro, suntomo kai... klemmeno :-/

Ti einai ena skolhki pou foraei maska, anapneusthra kai batraxopedila ???
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Skolikoeiduths. :-)

        O titlos sto subject bghke apo mia ellhnikh tainia me 8ema thn katoxh. O
Germanos a3iwmatikos steketai sthn plateia tou xwriou opou briskontai ta
gunaikopaida kai o papas tou xwriou kai 8elei na ma8ei poios anatina3e kapoia
gefura... Apeu8unomenos loipon ston papa tou leei ... (prepei na to deite gia na
katalabete poso gelio exei h skhnh)
- 8a milhseis gourouni? Schwein. (Schwein sta germanika einai to gourouni)
 (Tipota o papas)
- Mila alliws 8a pe8aneis... Kaput. (Manteuete ti 8a pei to kaput)
- Pes mou papa, giati den milas? Warum? (Warum = giati)
- Proxwra (sproxnwntas) grhgora.. Schnell (Schnell = grhgora)
- Skouliiiiiiki, 8a pe8aneis... kaput (ante pali ta idia...)
O tupos oti kai na leei (me aptaisth ellhnikh profora bebaia) pros8etei kai sto
telos mia germanikh le3h apo auta pou eipe. Ante, twra na mpeis sto klima ths
tainias me tetoious apaixtous dialogous. H olh skhnh katantaei toso kwmwdia pou
mexri na tous pane sto apospasma exoume pe8anei sto gelio.
        Auto mou 8umise mia allh (pio palia) tainia me Tourkous. 30 Tourkoi apo
th mia, 10 Ellhnes kai enas papas apo thn allh. Arxizei h maxh. To ela na deis
(polu gelio), oti 8elan kanane. Peftane katw (nekroi upoti8etai), perimenan ligo
kai 3anashkwnontan (blepeis, pou lefta gia perissoterous komparsous). Trwei mia
maxairia o papas, alla ekei pou htan den mporouse na pesei katw (8a xtupouse),
opote kanei duo tria bhmata parapera, skubei, strogguloka8etai dipla apo mia
megalh petra, akoumpaei to kefali tou panw sthn petra (hrema, mhn xtuphsei
kiolas) kai kanei... Aaaaaaaax kai pe8ainei. A8anatos ellhnikos kinhmatografos.
        Tainies tou stul "Adikh katara", "Mizerh mizeria", "Rofiana kenonia" klp
me ton Kaila na leei "Manoula...", kai th Bourtsh na apantaei "Paidi mou..." kai
dwstou pali "Manoula..." kai pali h apanthsh "Paidi mou..." mexri pou bariesai
kai pas gia upno. Me ton 3an8opoulo (aristouxo foithth iatrikhs) pou paei na
doulepsei sthn oikodomh (h opoia exei katanthsei mpouzouktsidiko afou oi ergates
paizoun mousikh kai tragoudane luphtera kai eniote -pros to telos ths tainias-
xarwpa tragoudia) gia na exei na plhrwsei to panepisthmio. Kai bebaia an se
xtuphsei autokinhto, den spas podi h xeri alla.... tuflwnesai kai gia na
giatreuteis prepei na dex8eis megalh sugkinhsh (auto mallon o 3an8opoulos, san
foithths ths iatrikhs 8a to anakalupse).
        To xeirotero olwn omws einai kati "Kalhmeres zwes" kai loipes
Fwskoloseires pou den exoun kai tipota na mas poun.
        Suggnwmh pou egrapsa tosa polla, prwth fora mou 3anasumbainei. A, nai,
osoi den eidate akomh to STAR WARS speusate taxews. H tainia (oxi toso kalh oso
to No 4, par'ola auta) einai apaixth !!!

PS1. Gia kwdikous kinhtwn thlefwnwn... kai oxi mono... ...episkeu8eite to site
mou.... http://fotismanikis.cjb.net
PS2. Akh an xreiazesai boh8eia sto design ths selidas call me.

Fotis Manikis
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