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Θέμα: jod..007



(nil): Dimitris Saragas (hbsradio(@)dynamite.com.au)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 03 Νοέ 1999 - 13:31:34 EET

> > > Subject: Very interesting
> > >
> > >
> > > If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced
> > > enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (hardly seems worth it!)
> > >
> > > If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
> > > produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
> > >
> > > The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
> > > body to squirt blood 30 feet.
> > >
> > > A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. ( In my next life, I want to
> > > be a pig!)
> > >
> > > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (still
> > > not over that pig thing!)
> > >
> > > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
> > > (what about that pig?)
> > >
> > > On the average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
> > >
> > > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm.....)
> > >
> > > You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
> > >
> > > Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
> > >
> > > Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
> > >
> > > You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a
> > > poisonous spider.
> > >
> > > Right handed people live, on the average, nine years longer than left
> > > handed people do.
> > >
> > > In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies,
> > > including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
> > >
> > > A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
> > >
> > > The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
> > > weight and always falls over on its side when intoxicated.
> > >
> > > Polar bears are left handed.
> > >
> > > The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. That makes the catfish
> > > rank # 1 for having the most taste buds.
> > >
> > > The flea can jump 350 times its body length: it's like a human
> > > jumping the length of a football field.
> > >
> > > A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
> > > to death. (creepy!)
> > >
> > > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
> > > to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
> > > (honey, I'm home...what the...)
> > >
> > > Some male lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life, I
> > > still want to be a pig. Quality over quantity.)
> > >
> > > Butterfly taste with their feet. (Oh, Shit)
> > >
> > > Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
> > >
> > > A cat's urine glows under a blacklight (ultraviolet).
> > >
> > > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> > >
> > > Starfish have no brains.
> > >
> > > After reading all these, all I can say is "Damn Pigs! "
> > >
> >
> >
> >

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