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Θέμα: Ti einai ta Windows? Idou n aporia!!!!



(nil): Flokas, Giannis (Y.Flokas(@)csd.ase.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 12 Νοέ 1999 - 11:53:27 EET

Agapita melh ths listas,

Stelnw gia prwth fora minima kai elpizw na min exei dhmosieuthei sto
parelthon:

Prosfata h gnosth Etaireia McAfee anaroththike an ta Windows einai ena
Virus gia na to symperilavei kai avto mesa sthn Lista ton Viruses.

As doume pote ena programma einai ena Virus:

1. ena Virus pollaplasiazetai taxytata. (OK...opos kai to Windows)

2. ena Virus troei xrhsima System resources kai kanei to systhma argo.
   (OK...kai ta Windows...)

3. ena Virus mporei na sou katastrepsei ton Sklhro sou disko....(E..nai
    kai ta Windows to kanoun avto)

4. ta Viruses metaferontai xoris na to gnorizei o Xrhsths mesa apo alla
    programmata kai systhmata (Entaksei kai avto to kanoune ta Windows)

5. ta Viruses epeidh kanoun to systhma argo (vlepe 2) dhmiourgoun
    ypopsies ston Xrhsth oti ftaiei to Hardware kai etsi agorazoun olo kai
kainourgia
    Hardware. ( E avto kai an to kanei to Windows)

Telika omos an kai yparxoun terasties omoiothtes yparxoun kai shmantikes
diafores:

1. Ta Viruses yposthrizontai texnika apo avtous pou ta exoun
    programatisei
    (OXI omos ta Windows)

2. Trexoun xoris provlimata se olous tous ypologistes (OXI omos ta
    Windows)

3. O Kodikas tous einai taxytatos, syntomos, evfyestata
    programmatismenos kai apotelesmatikos (OXI omos ta Windows)

 Etsi telika h McAfee evgale symperasma oti to Windows den einai
 Virus....alla ena BUG!!!!!!!!!

Kali sas mera me xamogelo,

IOANNIS FLOKAS
Central Securities Depository
I.T. Department
E-mail: Y.Flokas(@)csd.ase.gr

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