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Θέμα: Sumboules pros antimaxomenous



(nil): Katerina Konstantinou (katerina.konstantinou(@)eng.ox.ac.uk)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 17 Νοέ 1999 - 19:04:47 EET

Kalh sas mera listes (nai exei ginei ths modas).
Gia thn epikrathsh eirhnhs sth listas idou enas katalogos
sumboulwn pros tis antimaxomenes parata{eis.

Pros Olumpiakous (tupou zero): Mhn sugxizeste. Mhn brizete.
pai{te to uperanw. Phgainete sto official site tou
olumpiakou gia na mathete thn alhtheia gia to megaleio tou
thrulou pou prospathoun na to spilwsoun ta bazeloxanouma.

Pros Olumpiakous: Deite to mats. Apofasiste antikeimenika.
(Ean auto einai polu eukolo h polu duskolo anafertheite
sthn pio panw paragrafo) Sugxisteite (a) me ton eauto sas h
(b) me osous fwnazoun h (c) me ta panta. Epile{te apo ta
parapanw analoga me thn apopsh sas gia to mats.

Pros AEKtshdes: Diabaste eikosi fores thn anakoinwsh ths
AEK kai ths Netmed(?). Ekei einai h alhtheia.
Mono auth h triskatarath omada twn kafrwn gabrwn eunoeite
apo thn diaithsia, panta, kai to 80 kai to 90 kai 2050 etsi
tha einai. Epishs mono auths ths triskataraths omadas oi
opadoi einai kafroi. Oi opadoi ths AEK pou brethhkan sto
ghpedo kekleismenwn twn thurwn ito mh kafroi. Gia thn
akribeia ito ta kalutera paidia. To le{ilogio tous kai ta
sunerga ths douleias einai mia ashmanth leptomereia pou den
prepei na mas apoprosanatolisei apo ton akeraio xarakthra
tous kai thn apsogh sumperifora tous. einai toso kaloi de,
pou an pisteuan oti o diaithths eixe eunnohsei autous tha
eixan zhthsei thn epanalhpsh tou agwna me pio dikaies
sunthhkes opws allwste exoun kanei toses fores sto parelthon
(kala pou nomizw oti briskomai sthn brazilia?). Kante ena
test mnhmhs.
Summetexete energa sthn stauroforia ths netmed gia ton
katharismo tou ellhnikou prwtathlhmatos. kai ama mathete
pws tha ginei auto peite mas kai mas giati mas trwei h
periergeia.

Pros filathlous: Psuxraimia. Mhn apelpizeste. Tosa xronia
(apo tote pou thumamai) to dolofonoune to podosfairo, kai
akoma ekei einai. Penalti panw penalti katw, purobolismos
panw purobolismos katw mikrh h diafora. Pio katw den nomizw
pws exei.

Kai twra as afhsoume ta asteia kai as mpoume sta sobara....
anekdota.

Pros opadous "ethnoswthriou epanastasews": Ean pisteute oti
h lista exei katalhfthei apo kommounistosummorites afhste
thn sthn katrakula ths kai episkeftheite to do}asmeno site
21 apriliou 1967
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Embassy/2144/
Sto do{asmeno auto site tha breite thn alhtheia gia thn
epanastash grammenh apo anthrwpous pou agapoun thn patrida
opws to indalma sas.
Mhn prospathhsete na balete thn lista se gupso. Den tha
piasei. Antithetws tha xasete to xrono sas kai thn hshxia
sas, kai kuriws tha mas ekneurisete, mera pou einai shmera.
Antithetws, xrhshmopoieiste to xrono sas epoikodomhtika:
steilte mail sto stoxos(@)stoxos.gr me protaseis gia to pws
tha ginei kalytero to kainourio tous site, mias kai h
ekdosh efhmeridas anablhthke (o logos ths xthesinhs aupnias
mou).

Pros melh ths listas pou xreiazontai epeigontws anekdota,
giati ta neurakia tous exoun ginei tsantalakia:
episkefteite kai eseis to parapanw site. Steilte kai eseis
e-mail sto stoxo (an den ntrepeste giati egw ntrepomai,
akoma kai gia plaka)

Pros Niko Farsari: Mhn sugxizese Niko, mhn tou kaneis thn
xarh, asto na paei. Mono anekdoto einai pia.
Palio, {eperasmeno anekdoto. Steile mas kalutera mia
mantinada apo tis wraies sou, na anoi{ei h kardia mas.

Ante geia sas,
 Katerina Konstantinou

Y.G. Sthn xeiroterh periptwsh oi parapanw sumboules mporei
na mhn feroun sumfiliwsh alla tha feroun eirhnh kathoti
oloi tha stamathsoun na sfazontai meta{u tous kai tha
sfa{oun emena.

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