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(nil): Apostolos-Athanasios Touloumtzoglou (apostolis(@)ilf.ch)
Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 20 Νοέ 1999 - 13:30:07 EET

Geia xara, files kai magkes! Pws pame; Afoy "eimaste akoma zwntanoi", kati einai kai ayto! Pame;

Mia oikogeneia brykolakwn einai paneytyxhs mias kai brhkan prwino na fane gia shmera. O mikros brykolakakos gios exei mia aporia kai rwtaei ton patera:

-De moy les re sy mpampa...
-...Skase kai royfa prin phksei!

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Ena zeygos giortazei ta 50 xronia gamoy. Se ayth thn epeteio, h gynaika foraei ta idia eswroyxa opws thn prwth hrwikh nyxta toy gamoy...

-De moy les, antra moy, ti soy uymizw;
-Nai, koritsara, uymamai... Foras ta idia eswroyxa opws tote...
-Nai kai uymasai ti kaname ekeinh th nyxta;
-Aaaaaax, bebaia kai uymamai!
-Gia pes moy loipon, se parakalw, ti moy eixes pei ekeinh th nyxta;
-Loipon: "Ua soy glypsw ....... (logokrisia logw Akh) ....... kai ua se phdhksw mexri telikhs ptwsews!"
-Swsta! Kai gia pes moy twra, meta apo 50 xronia ti exeis oreksh na moy peis;
-MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

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Re seis paidia... Exete dei poy oi mpalarines (kai oi mpalarinoi) shkwnontai synexws stis mytes twn podiwn toys; Giati den proslambanoyn pshloteres/oys;

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To akron awton ths khpoyrikhs:

Na katoyras sta lemonia gia na kitrinisoyn kai na gdynesai stis ntomates gia na kokkinisoyn! Paw na to dokimasw!

Ayta ta oliga, bye.

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