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Θέμα: Elefandes



(nil): CountZero (CountZero(@)cyber-wizard.com)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 06 Δεκ 1999 - 18:00:37 EET

-Pos skotoneis enan ble elefanda?
-Me to oplo gia tous ble elefandes fysika

-Pos skotoneis enan kokkino elefanda?
-Tou pianeis thn provoskida oste na mhn borei na anapnefsei mexri pou
ginetai ble opote xrhsimopoieis to oplo gia tous ble elefandes

-Pos skotoneis enan Aspro elefanda?
-Tou les ena shocking anekdoto, ginetai kokkinos, tou pianeis thn
provoskida, ginetai ble kai xrhsimopoieis to oplo gia tous ble
elefandes.

-Pos skotoneis enan prassino elefanda?
-Ma den yparxoun prassinoi elefandes!

-Giati oi elefandes vafoun ta arxidia tous kokkina?
-Gia na kryvontai stis kerasies

-Exeis dei pote elefanda pano se kerasia?
-Oxi
-E eides ti kala pou kryvontai?

-Ti einai to pio anatrixiastiko pragma pou borei na dei enas elefandas?
-Mia kamhlopardalh na troei kerasia apo thn diplanh kerasia

-Pos pethne o Tarzan?
-Vghke sto dasos gia na mazepsei kerasia

--
"The last possible deed is that which defines perception itself, an
invisible golden cord that connects us: illegal dancing in the
courthouse corridors. If I
were to kiss you here they'd call it an act of terrorism--so let's take
our pistols to bed & wake up the city at midnight like drunken bandits
celebrating
with a fusillade, the message of the taste of chaos."
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