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Θέμα: Husband ... logged in!!!



(nil): Flokas, Giannis (Y.Flokas(@)csd.ase.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 07 Δεκ 1999 - 14:40:27 EET

>
> Husband (Returning late from work)...: Good Evening dear ....,I'm now
> logged in.
>
> Wife : Have you brought the grocery?
>
> Husband : Bad command or filename.
>
> Wife : But I told you in the morning.
>
> Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?
>
> Wife : What about my new TV?
>
> Husband : Variable not found.
>
> Wife : At least ,give me your Credit Card,I want to do some
> shopping.
>
> Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied.
>
> Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you
> just being funny?
>
> Husband : Too many parameters.
>
> Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
>
> Husband : Data type mismatch.
>
> Wife : You are useless.
>
> Husband : It's by default.
>
> Wife : What about your salary?
>
> Husband : File in use... Try later.
>
> Wife : What is my value in the family?
>
> Husband : Unknown Virus.

IOANNIS FLOKAS
Central Securities Depository
I.T. Department
Int.: 332
E-mail: Y.Flokas(@)csd.ase.gr

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