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Θέμα: Nomos stin california kai anekdoto



(nil): Yiannis Demetriou (yxd9225(@)megahertz.njit.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 10 Δεκ 1999 - 02:34:14 EET

Apo ton Vasili Koutsokosta (se eleytheri metafrasi diki mou):

Mia mera prin polla xronia, epoxi Xristougennon o Agios Vasilis etimazotan
na ksekinisei gia to sinithismeno diskolo taksidi tou alla sinantuse pantou
provlimata.

Tessera apo ta xotika itan arrosta kai ta ipolipa ekanan apergia gia
diskoles sinthikes ergasias (ti mono stin ellada tha exoume apergies) kai o
Agios anagkastike na kataskeyazei ta pexnidia kai ta dora monos tou. To
taxisi ixe eidi kathisterisei.

Meta irthe h ka, Vasili kai tou anakinose oti tha erxotan h mamma tis gia na
perasoun mazi tis giortes. Vgike exo neyriasmenos na etoimasei tous
tarandous kai anakalipse oti 3 eitan etimoi na gennisoun kai oi ypolipoi
exafanistikan enas theos xerei pou, giati o fraxtis itan spasmenos.

Arxise na fortonei to elkithro otan to kiklidoma espase giati to elkithro
den eixe etoimasti kai sintirithei apo ta xotika!! Ta dora epesan kai
skorpisan xamo kai polla apo ayta espasan. o kalos agios thymose toso poli
pou ta paratise ola kai pige na parei kanena poto i kafedaki na iremisei.
Omos otan eftase ekei anakalipse oti ta skantaliarika xotika ekripsan to
agapimeno tou Ouiski kai pano ston thimo tou tou glistrise to doxio tou
kafe, to opio epese sto patoma, egine xilia kommatia kai o kafes kai ta
kommatia tou doxiou skorpistikan se oli tin kouzina. Pige na parei ti skoupa
kai anakalipse oti ta pontikia tin ixan katastrepsi.

Meta to koudouni ktipise. Anixe tn porta kai ena xaritomeno aggelaki itan
stin porta kai piso tou ena megalo omorfo xristougeniatiko dentro. Just then
the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his
way to the door.

To aggelaki eipe:

Kala Xristougenna agie. Den einai iperoxi i mera simmera?
Exo ena omorfo megalo dentro gia sena, na to stolisete gia ta xristougenna.
Den einai telio?
Pou tha itheles na to valo?

Kai etsi arxise i paradosi na vazoume ena aggelaki stin korfi tou
xristougeniatikou denrou....

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Xerete ti xriazete stin kalifornia gia na stiseis pontikopagida? (apo tis
erotiseis tou kenouriou Epitrapeziou pexnidiou "Trivial Persuit - Millenium
Edition" to opoio parepiptontos ine telio)

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Adeia kinigiou!!!!!!

Merry Christmas to ALL

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Yiannis Demetriou
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