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Θέμα: Re: gia thn glwssa mas



(nil): Trifonopoulos Costas (ktri(@)intranet.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 20 Δεκ 1999 - 12:29:45 EET

Auto gia thn ellhnikh glwssa kai thn ma8hmatikh ths domh exei thn eskhs
vash:
As 8ewrhsoume to synolo olwn twn ennoiwn pou exei fantastei kai me tis opoies
exei asxolh8ei to an8rwpino eidos (To an8rwpino mono?). Sigoura vevaia me to
perasma tou xronou dhmiourgountai h anakalyptwntai kai alles ennoies. Telws
pantwn
as 8ewrhsoume tis yparxouses. Epeidh einai peperasmenes sto plh8os, mporoume na
tis
valoume se mia seira (Diataksh). Nai! na diataksoume oles tis yparxouses
ennoies.
Tote se ka8e mia ennoia 8a antistoixei kai kapoios ari8mos. H ennoia p.x.
an8rwpos
na exei ton ari8mo 60. (Prosoxh mhn to syndyasete me ton ari8mo 60 tou dekadikou
systhmatos, aplws skefteite thn 60h 8esh, aneksarthta apo to systhma ari8mhshs)
Eikazetai loipon, oti proyphrkse mia tetoia diataksh kai oti h ellhnikh glwssa
htan ftiagmenh me tetoio tropo wste antistoixwntas ta grammata se ari8mous, me
sygkekrimeno algori8mo na katelhge kaneis se enan ari8mo pou edeixne thn 8esh
ths ennoias, sthn opoia anaferotan h leksh, sto pagkosmio auto enniologio.
p.x. h leksh "onar" meta apo prakseis katelhge se enan ari8mo pou se authn
thn diataksh htan h ennoia tou oneirou.
Dhladh sthn ousia h idia h glwssa autometafrazotan.
Auto kata thn gnwmh mou einai poly dyskolo na diapistw8ei ka8'oti san glwssa
metavallotan
synexws kai den mporoume na kseroume pia 8a mporouse na einai h "arxikh" ths
morfh.
Polloi malista isxyrizontai oti epeidh einai toso wrimh kai diaxwrizei ennoies
se toso
va8os kata tropo afysiko gia thn wrimothta twn tote koinwniwn, gi' auto polloi
afhnoun kai thn pi8anothta na didax8hke apo alla onta stous an8rwpous.
Ekei paei makria h valitsa kai to 8ema 8elei poly prosoxh gia na mhn 8ewrh8oume
oti exoume kavalhsei to kalami kai 8ewroume thn "fylh" mas as poume "eklekth"

Pantws, gia osous endiaferontai exw mia apo tis photografies pou isxyrizontai
oti
einai apo syntrimia tou diasthmoploioy sto Roswell, pou katevasa apo to
internet,
h opoia perieixe kapoious xarakthres grafhs. Sto site egrafe aplws "fainetai oti
ypharxei kai kapoio "akatanohto" eidos grafhs kai mpla mpla".
Ela omws pou katevasa thn photo, thn fwrtosa sto photoshop, thn gyrisa sto
symmetriko ths (mirror) kai ups! ws ek 8aumatos eida oti egrafe pentaka8ara
thn leksh "ELEU8ERIA" me xarakthres thn arxaias ellhnikhs.....
Malista to eleu8eria to egrafe me "ef" kai oxi "ey".
An endiaferetai kanenas mporw na to steilw.

Dieukrinhseis
1) Mhn nomizete oti aspazomai oles autes tis ekdoxes. Aplws dinw sthn lista
autes
   tis plhrofories.
2) Sorry pou den exw anekdoto alla apo to na grafoume malakies h na vrizomaste
nomizw
   oti einai poly kalytera.... Thn epomenh fora 8a exw ...

Costas

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