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Θέμα: FW: Ta tis xilietiridas.



(nil): Avramidis Georgios (avramidis(@)efgbank.com)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 27 Δεκ 1999 - 17:37:36 EET

Kalhspera apo genevh.

Ta'xw mperdepsei ligaki ma tis xilietiridas.
Tha mpwrousa na exw tis apopseis sas s'auto pou akolouthei ?

-> H sthgmh 0 + 1 deuterolepto ( genhshs tou Xristou ) antistixei stis
01.01.0001
( arxh Xristianikhs metrhshs xronou ) - alla paramenei mia stigmh :
-> Gia na klhsei 1 xronos meta thn stigmh auth prepei na prosthesoume 12
mhnes.
Ara : 01.01.0001 + 12 mhnes = 01.01.0002 = o Xristoulhs ekleise to 1o tou
Xrono.
Ara : 01.01.0001 = stigmh genhshs
        01.01.0002 = eklise to 1o xrono ( 2-1=1)
        01.01.1000 = eklise ta 999 xronia ( 1000-1=999)
        01.01.2000 = eklise ta 1999 xronia
        01.01.2001 = eklise ta 2000 xronia kai arxizei h kainourgia
xilieteris.

Xwris Parexeighsh, peste an kanw lathos kai pou ?
Filika Giorgos Avramidis :-)

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Panagiotis Perrakis [SMTP:pa.per(@)virgin.net]
> Sent: Monday, December 27, 1999 14:46
> To: Joke of the Day ...
> Subject: Re: JotD... Ta tis xilietiridas.
>
> Den mporw na katalabw pws metroyn merikoi. Bebai o Gortys einai
> Dikhgoros kai
> dikaioytai na mhn exei idea apo ari8mhtikh alla h seira twn fysikwn
> ari8mwn
> einai 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.
> To etos prokyptei apo th stigmh gennhshs toy Xristoy kai gi' ayto
> bazoyme kai to
> rhmadi to m.X. meta poy den shmainei mwrh Xamoyra h me Xalases, h mh
> Xtypate, h
> den jerw gw ti allo, shmainei META XRISTON.
> O Xristos loipon egennh8h eis xronon 0. Prin gennh8ei o Xristos yphrxe
> bebaia
> xronos alla emeis apo tote ton metrame. Mas aresei de mas aresei.
> Opoios
> goystarei metraei se bit opws h Swatch kai jemperdeyei.
>
> 1.1.0 lopon o Xristos gennietai. 1.1.1 einai enos etoys. 1.1.100 einai
> 100 etwn
> 1.1.1000 einai 1000 etwn 1.1.2000 einai 2000 etwn. Ta ypoloipa einai
> paparies
> laikhs kai fthnhs katanalwshs gia na grafoyme th malakia mas na
> gemizoyme th
> lista.
> ------------------------------------------
> Ola ayta ta grafika, mas ta egrace h Balia mas. Dhladh, ti na
> prwto8aymasei kaneis! Alla as paroyme ta pramata me th seira:
> ``O Xristos loipon egennh8h eis xronon 0. Prin gennh8ei o Xristos
> yphrxe bebaia
> xronos alla emeis apo tote ton metrame''.
> Etsi mas eipe h Balia mas. Ki egw eixa thn entypwsh oti metragame kai
> ton prin ap' th gennhsh toy Xristoy xrono kai ton legame p.X. poy
> shmainei pro Xristoy kai oxi paradeigmatos xarin. (Yparxoyn kai alla
> xydaia, poy 8a mporoysa na pros8esw, alla lew na t' afhsw pros to
> paron). Ekeino poy exw na pros8esw einai oti, nai men o Xristos
> gennh8hke se xrono 0, symfwna me thn kratoysa metrhsh ths xronologias
> mas, alla, apo thn epomenh mera, mphkame sto etos 1. Kamia sxesh me
> toys fysikoys ari8moys, poy anefere h Balia mas kai, o,ti ki an leei h
> Balia mas, etos 0 den yparxei, giati, an yparxei, 8a exoyme 2 xronia
> ths istorias mas teleiws jekremasta, poy den anaferontai poy8ena: To
> etos 0, meta ap' th gennhsh toy Xristoy kai to etos 0, prin ap' th
> gennhsh toy Xristoy, afoy ki ekei exoyme na kanoyme me fysikoys
> ari8moys, poy anefere h Balia mas: 0, -1, -2 klp
>
> ``1.1.0 lopon o Xristos gennietai. 1.1.1 einai enos etoys. 1.1.100
> einai 100 etwn
> 1.1.1000 einai 1000 etwn 1.1.2000 einai 2000 etwn. Ta ypoloipa einai
> paparies
> laikhs kai fthnhs katanalwshs gia na grafoyme th malakia mas na
> gemizoyme th
> lista''.
> Edw h Balia mas kati phge na mas pei, alla mperdeythke pali. (Isws na
> ftaine h malakia kai oi paparies, poy anafer8hke sth synexeia kai 8a
> proteina, otan apey8ynetai sth lista h Balia mas, kai kat' epektasin
> se oloys emas, poy den syzhtame me ``malakies'' kai ``paparies'', na
> grafei dyo fores: Th mia gia na mas steilei tis ``malakies'' kai
> ``paparies'' ths kai th deyterh, gia na zhthsei syggnwmh).
>
> Bebaiws, thn 1.1.1 o Xristos einai 1 etoys, apo 'kei kai pera omws ta
> pramata mperdeyontai,
> (mporei mono sto myalo ths Balias mas) kai xreiazontai daxtyla, gia to
> metrhma.
>
> Kai twra to anekdoto, gia na eimai kai "politicaly correct" me to
> pneyma ths listas.
>
> Ena poylaki leei s' ena allo:
> - Tsioy!
> Ki ekeino toy apantaei:
> - Tsioy, tsioy!
>
>
>
>
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