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Θέμα: Re: [ Stoxasmoi, eidika gia shmera!]



(nil): Kyriakos Kyriakou (kyriakos_kyriakou(@)usa.net)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 14 Φεβ 2000 - 16:53:14 EET

"George @nagnostopoulos" <infolord(@)usa.net> wrote:
Xronia polla se oloys toys eortazontes (mpakoyria & zeygarakia)! :)

Statistika:
Yparxei mia xwra poy exei 272 ekatommyria katoikoys ek twn opoiwn ta 133
ekatommyria einai andres. Ayth h xwra kata ena periergo tropo poylaei kata
meso oro ena disekatommyrio kartes Agioy Balentinoy ka8e xrono, dhladh
peripoy 4 gia ka8e katoiko. Ta statistika ginontai akoma pio koyfa: To 85%
aytwn twn kartwn to agorazoyn gynaikes. Poy pane loipon aytes oi romantikes
kartoyles; Pane se goneis, daskaloys kai paidia! Brhkate gia poia xwra
prokeitai; Einai oi HPA. Perissotera gia th giorth sto
http://www.howstuffworks.com/valentine.htm.

(Empisteytikes anepibebaiwtes plhrofories anaferoyn malista pws to 20% aytwn
twn kartwn apostelontai sthn kyria Mantlin Olmprait!)

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Problhmatismos:
An hsoyn ena prigkhpas poy kapoia kakia magissa se eixe metamorfwsei se
batraxo kai se ebriske mia prigkipissa kai se filoyse gia na se janakanei
an8rwpo, de 8a pernage apo myalo soy oti gia na filhsei ayth h prigkipissa
ena batraxo 8a prepei na exei POLY megalo problhma gia na brei gkomeno;

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Otan hmoyn e8ismenos sto sej kai o giatros moy me rwthse ti eidoys programma
8a h8ela na akoloy8hsw gia thn apokatastash ths ygeias moy, egw dialeja thn
omadikh 8erapeia.

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TIPOTA DEN EINAI O,TI TO PARON...
... an kai to prohgoymeno lepto moy fanhke oloidio!
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Epishs, xronia polla stoys eortazontes, pou, akolou8wntas th Xristodouleio
parainesh,giortasan x8es, toy Akyla kai ths Priskillas, anti toy "kakou" Agiou
Balentinou. Kai mia kai o logos gia ton pro-para-kata-yper-ypo-ka8hmeno mas,
akousate to anekdotaki pou erije pali thn Paraskeyh, sth synaylia toy
Mpregkobits, sto SEF? To anekdoto einai to ejhs: "Kapoios kratoyse ena
louloudi sta xeria toy kai ton plhsiazei enas filos toy kai ton rwta: -ti
louloudi einai ayto pou kratas? -einai yakin8os! -kai pws grafetai h lejh
yakin8os? -ee...e, tote, einai mpajes!! " xaxaxaxaxaxa(to gelio anhkei se
kapoion papa apo th synodeia toy ma-s-kariotatoy, pou stekotan pisw toy kai
arxise na gelaei me to anekdoto toy afentikou toy). Fysika, perissotero
anekdoto einai (kai perissotero gelio bgazei) to olo skhniko, me toys
pitsirikous apo katw na fwnazoun, na geloun, na giouxaroun, na "shmadeyoun" me
kokkinna laser(apo ayta pou xrhsimopoioun sto mpasket)ton arxiepiskopo, para
ayto ka8'eayto to anekdoto....

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