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Θέμα: Re: [ Tsampions Ligk]



(nil): Kyriakos Kyriakou (kyriakos_kyriakou(@)usa.net)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 29 Μάι 2000 - 18:32:38 EEST

To jerw merikoi den 8a to breite asteio egw pantws jekardisthka otan to
diabasa tis proalles ston "Prwta8lhth":

"Akou, bazele, pare ton Kyrasta sou ep'wmou kai phgaine na breis allh gwnia na
klacete mazi"

Ante gia na gelasoun oloi oi filoi mas na poume ki ena allo:

Enas Pontios xrewkophse kai htan se a8lia oikonomikh katastash, kai etsi
apelpismenos opws htan, apofasise na apagagei ena paidi kai na zhthsei lytra.
Phge loipon se ena parko pou epaizan paidia, arpaje ena paidi kai efyge. Meta
ka8ise ki egrace ena shmeiwma: "Exw apagagei to gio sas kai gia na ton
eley8erwsw 8elw 10.000.000 drx se mia sakoula ayrio to prwi sthn eisodo toy
parkou pou epaize o gios sas. Ypografh: Giwrikas." Akoloy8ws, edwse to
shmeiwma sto paidi kai...... to esteile spiti toy :)))
Thn allh mera to prwi, o Pontios gematos pepoi8hsh phge sto parko gia na parei
ta lefta. Pragmati, ta lefta htan ekei! Mazi me ta lefta, o Pontios brhke ki
ena allo shmeiwma, pou egrafe: "A8lie, anh8ike kai stygere apagwgea, den
eprepe na to kaneis ayto se allous Pontious!" :)))

Y.G.(1) 4o seri.
Y.G.(2) Oi bazeloi na mhn bazoun ton Mpilaro sto stoma toys.

Antonis Gasteratos <antonis(@)lira.dist.unige.it> wrote:
To jerw merikoi den 8a to breite asteio egw pantws jekardisthka otan to
diabasa shmera sta NEA:

BASILHS KARAPIALHS:
"8elw teliko sto Tsampions Ligk"

'Ante gia na gelasoyn oloi oi filoi mas na poyme ki ena allo:

Edw sthn Italia oi Genobezoi 8ewroyntai pio tsigkoynhdes akomh ki apo
toys Skotsezoys.
Paei loipon enas Genobezos na agorasei royxa kai leei sto magazatora:
- Blepw oti lete edw ta dyo fanelakia prosfora, poso ta exete;
- A mono 15.000 lires.
- Kala kai ena mono poso 8a moy to afhsete;
- Aaa, ayto edw mporw na to afhsw mono 10.000 lires.
- Kala loipon 8a parw to allo....................

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