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(nil): Kyriakos Kyriakou (kyriakos_kyriakou(@)usa.net)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 12 Ιούν 2000 - 17:18:14 EEST

Ki alles apanthseis...
KWSTAS KARAMANLHS:
Pisw apo ayth thn a8lia energeia toy kotopoulou, na diasxisei to dromo,
krybontai ta diaplekomena, krybetai mia synwmosia apo an8rwpous pou sernontai
mesa sth lasph, mpla mpla mpla...

GIANNHS KYRASTAS:
Eimai perhfanos gi'ayto to kotopoulo. Mporei na mhn katafere na perasei prwto
sto apenanti pezodromio, alla eixe to kalytero perpathma...(sniiif)

XRISTODOULOS:
Ayth h prajh toy kotopoulou einai PRAJIKOPHMATIKH. Den 8a to afhsoume na
perasei etsi ayto, 8a organwsoume syllalhthria!

NIKOS EYAGGELATOS:
Kyries kai kyrioi, exoume sto "para8yro" TO IDIO to kotopoulo, gia na mas
perigracei to idio ti akribws exei ginei.

MAKHS TRIANTAFYLLOPOYLOS:
An nomizei oti 8a glytwsei epeidh perase apenanti, einai gelasmeno. Oi kasetes
einai sta xeria mou kai poly syntoma 8a ta bgalw ola sth fora!

STEFANOS KORKOLHS:
Poswn xronwn eipame oti einai to kotopoulo?

PANAGIWTHS FASOULAS, KWSTAS KARRAS, ELENH KOURKOULA, KATERINA PAPAKWSTA:
Edw kataferame na eklegoume emeis bouleytes, to kotopoulo den 8a perasei
apenanti??

HLIAS DARAKLITSAS:
To kotopoulo perase apenanti, gia na mhn to pathsei o elefantas!
(H kapws etsi telospantwn, den 8ymamai akribws pws to eipe).
Kai gia na mh dhmiourgh8ei kai kammia parejhghsh, ayto me ton Hlia
kaloproaireta to grafw, etsi gia na 8ymh8oume poios prwtoanefere to "kotopoulo
pou perase apenanti". :) File Hlia, synexise :))

"Panagiotis" <homeboy(@)otenet.gr> wrote:

Ena kotopoylo diasxizei ena dromo.
Erwthsh: Giati to kotopoylo diesxise to dromo;

APANTHSEIS:

PLATWNAS:
Gia to kalo toy. Sthn allh pleyra brisketai h alh8eia.

ARISTOTELHS:
Einai sth fysh toy kotopoyloy na diasxizei toys dromoys.

MWYSHS:
Kai o 8eos katebhke apo ton oyrano.
Kai eipe sto kotopoylo:
"Prepei na diasxiseis to dromo".
Kai to kotopoylo ypakoyse.
Gia na dojastei to onoma Aytoy.

GALILAIOS:
Ki omws, ton diesxise...

KARTESIOS:
Gia na paei sthn apenanti pleyra.

MAKIABELI:
O Skopos, na perasei to kotopoylo to dromo, agiazei ta Mesa, opoia ki an
einai ayta.

KAROLOS MARJ:
Htan istorika anapofeykto.

DARBINOS:
Ta kotopoyla, sto perasma twn aiwnwn, epilexthkan apo th fysh me tetoio
tropo wste na einai shmera genetikws ikana na diasxizoyn dromoys.

FROYNT:
To gegonos oti asxoleiste me to ean to kotopoylo diesxise to dromo
apodeiknyei oti diakatexeste apo syndroma anasfaleias kai oti h
sejoyalikothta sas einai aforhta katapiesmenh.

MARTIN LOY8ER KINGK:
Oneireyomai enan kosmo opoy ka8e kotopoylo 8a einai eley8ero na diasxizei to
dromo xwris na dinei logariasmo gia thn prajh toy.
GIOYRI GKAGKARIN:
Gia na paei ekei poy kanena allo kotopoylo den eixe paei prin.

KWSTAS SHMITHS:
To kotopoylo den diesxise olo to dromo, alla meta tis ekloges h kybernhsh
mas 8a kanei oti einai dynato gia na oloklhrw8ei h diasxish.

MPIL KLINTON:
ORKIZOMAI sto Syntagma kai stis Arxes twn Hnwmenwn Politeiwn oti den eixa
kamia sxesh me to kotopoylo ayto.

MPIL GKEITS:
Eimaste sthn eyxaristh 8esh na sas anaggeiloyme oti molis kykloforhse to neo
"TSIKEN Office 2000", poy den diasxizei mono to dromo, alla ekkolaptei,
arxeio8etei, sxediazei klp.

ENAS PWLHTHS THS IBM:
Proteinoyme thn egkatastash enos chfiakoy systhmatos poy na epitrepei sta
kotopoyla na diasxizoyn toys dromoys. Ena diktyo 5 termatikwn syndedemenoi
se seira kai efodiasmenoi me Gioy Pi Es, synolikhs mnhmhs 600 gigampaits kai
taxythta 1.500 Megaxertz 8a einai h kalyterh lysh gia th diasxish twn
dromwn. H leitoyrgia ths egkatastashs apaitei mia synexei yposthrijh, htoi
25 an8rwpoeth (kostos: 400.000 thn hmera pleon FPA).

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To xeirotero shmadi twn kairwn mas einai oti to
xarti ths toyaletas ginetai olo kai pio xontro,
enw to xarti twn bibliwn olo kai pio lepto.
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