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Θέμα: Useless Information



(nil): Konstantinos Karasardelis (KOTiS(@)egnatia.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 07 Φεβ 2000 - 10:11:11 EET

Useful information

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to
create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it)

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over
that pig thing)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is
that why Flipper was always smiling?)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight
and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking
little bottles of...?) (Did the govt pay for this research??)

Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....?,Who cares) (now you know... Bet
you still don't care)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (I didn't know dirt or scum had 31
flavors)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to
death. (Creepy)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. (Honey, I'm
home. What the....) ;-)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a
pig... quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, geez)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too)

After reading all these, all I can say is...Damn Pigs

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