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Θέμα: Re: Lhsteia ala Unix



(nil): Nicholas (liquidox(@)NigHtRaIN.itacs.to)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 11 Φεβ 2000 - 01:09:58 EET

John Kerkines wrote:

> To parakatw einai ena T R O M E R O keimeno to opoio eixe stalei prin 4
> xronia sth jokes-list ths Krhths. Ean den exete idea apo Unix, peraste to
> mhnyma, ean omws kserete, tote apolayste to!!!
>
> Filika
> Yiannis
>
> Gia thn istoria 8a ypo8esoume oti me kapoio magiko tropo o thief
> exei root priveleges
>
> Bank's computer after reboot :
> blah blah blah
> Running daemons
> tamiasd ,staffd , alarmd , camerad , callpoliced : ...........done
> guardd : Problem cannot find device /dev/security/guard
> Running system whithout full security
>
> The thief:
> % cd /national_bank
> % umask 77
> % cat open > door
> % cat shotgun > hand
> % echo "Peste oloi katw kai kaneis den 8a pa8ei tipota\n"
>
> Then tamiasd send the signal SIG_MKR (mas kleboun reeeeeeeee)
> to alarmd. alarmd accepts the signal the signal and send signal
> SIG_KTK (kategrapse ton klefth) to camerad and the send the signal
> SIG_GL (ginetai lhstei) at callpoliced
>
> Then call policed send the signal SIG_PTMGPR
> (piaste ton mh ginoume pali rezili)
> to policed which forwards the signal to policecarsd and to copd
>
> However the thief catches the signals
>
> % kill -shotgun tamiasd
> % shutdown -r now camerad
> % nice -10
> % echo "Re malakes peste katw giatu 8a sas ka8arisw olous"
> % cd `find /bank/ -name xrhmatokibwtio -print`
> % open_xrhmatokibwtio.sh
> % cat money > hand/sakos
> % nice 100
> % echo "Xarhka poly gia th synergasia sas"
> % cd eksodos
> % get_in_car
> % run -nice 100 ( ayth th fora trexei me pragmatiko nice )
>
> Omws ekeinh thn stigmh ton pethxainei to policecard
> police% follow_thief.sh
>
> Dysthxws omws gia ton thief
> bus error (peftei me taxythta panw se ena lewforeio pou stamathse)
>
> copd sends thief the signal SIG_YAUA (You are under arest)
> COP: cat /lows/rights > ~thief/dev/ears
>
> DIKASTHS: echo "Gia thn enoplh lhsteia kai ton fono toy tameia katadikase se
> 140 xronia fylakh" > ~thief/dev/ears
> su - arxifyla
> % mv thiev /korydalos/jail
> % setenv HOME /pteryga3/keli33
> % echo "prostasia ,narkwtika k.a stis kaliteres times" > ~thief/dev/ears
> % sleep `bc 140*365*24*3600` &
> % logout
>

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# alias logout='mv DIKASTHS /korydalos/jail; mv copd /korydalos/jail;
                export HOME=/korydalos/apomonosi;
                sleep (sizeof(long sympan));
                mv thiev /bouli;
                echo "president::0:0::/bouli:/bin/bash" >> /etc/passwd;
                su president;
                echo "H dikeosini panta 8riambeyi!!!" > message_of_the_day;
                wall message_of_the_day;'

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Πλάκα κάνω, μη με παρεξηγήσετε ;-)

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Νίκοσ

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