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Θέμα: FW: Three daughters!



(nil): Diakoyanni Emmanuela (e.diacoyanni(@)bull.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 28 Φεβ 2000 - 12:05:48 EET

> A mother, with three daughters about to be wed, told each one of them
> to write back about their marriage. But to avoid possible embarrassment
> to their new husbands by openly discussing intimate details, the mother
> and daughters agreed to use newspaper advertisements as a "code" to let
> the mother know how their love lives are going.
>
> The first one got married, and on the second day sent a letter saying
> only, "MAXWELL HOUSE COFFEE."
>
> So the mother got out the newspaper and checked the Maxwell Coffee
> House Advertisement which read: "SATISFACTION TO THE LAST DROP..."
> And she was happy for her daughter.
>
> Then the second daughter was wed. After a week, the mother received the
> message, "ROTHMAN'S MATTRESSES."
> Again, checking her paper, she saw the store ad with the huge headline
> banner: "FULL SIZE, KING SIZE" And she knew her daughter was happy.
>
> Last, the third daughter was married. The mother became anxious as time
> went by with no letter. Finally, after four weeks, she received a
> message merely stating, "BRITISH AIRWAYS." Eagerly looking at the ad,
> the mother fainted when she read:
>
> "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS".
>
>
>

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