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Θέμα: Αγγλικό: The Italian who went to Detroit



(nil): Efi Athanassakou (eathan(@)mail.datamedia.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 01 Μάρ 2000 - 17:14:31 EET

The Italian who went to Detroit.

One day i am gonna Detroit to a bigga hotel. I go down to breakfast. I tella
the weitress I wanna two pissis toast. She bring me only one piss. I tell
her I wanna two pisses. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand,
I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you
sonna va bitch. I dont even know the lady and she calls me a sonna va bitch!
Later i go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress she bring me only a
knife but no fock. I tell her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock.
I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock onna table. She say you better no
fock onna table, you sonna va bitch!!!
so I go back to my room inna hotel and there isa no shits onna my bed. I
call the manager and I tella him I wanna shit. He tell me go to the toilet.
I say you no understand, I wanna shit onna my bed. He say you better no shit
onna bed, you sonna va bitch!!!
I go to the check-out and the man at the desk say, "Peace on you." I say
"Piss on you too, you sonna va bitch. i gonna back to Italy!!!!!!!!!!!"

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