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Θέμα: Additions



(nil): Sarlani Magda (msarlani(@)ametro.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 24 Μάρ 2000 - 08:52:45 EET

>>>Subject: New Math :)
>>>>>>> > NEW MATH - ADDITIONS:
>>> > Smart man + smart woman = romance
>>> > Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
>>> > Smart man + dumb woman = affair
>>> > Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
>>> > Smart boss + smart employee = profits
>>> > Smart boss + dumb employee = production
>>> > Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
>>> > Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
>>> > Man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.
>>> > Woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she doesn't need.>> >
>>> > Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>>> > Man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.>> >
>>> > Successful man makes more money than his wife can spend.
>>> > Successful woman is one who finds such a man.>> >
>>> > To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him
a
>>>lot.
>>> > To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
>understand her at all.
>>> > Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
>>> > Women somehow deteriorate overnight.>> >
>>> > Woman marries a man expecting he will change, he doesn't.
>>> > Man marries a woman expecting she won't change, she does.>> >
>>> > Married men live longer than single men; however, they are also more
>>>willing to die.
>>> > Married men should forget about their mistakes.
>>> > No point in two people remembering the same thing.>> >
>>> > Woman has the last word in any argument.
>>> > Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.>> >
>>> > ***************

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