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Θέμα: Otorinolarigologos



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Ημερομηνία: Τετ 05 Απρ 2000 - 19:58:21 EEST

                            Otorinolarigologos
                                                                              
              (Zoi Anassis)

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O nearos Swkraths erxete apo thn eparxia sthn Athina gia na zhsh.

Noikiazei ena diamerisma se mia polykatoikia.

Thn stigmh pou topothetouse to onoma tou sto grammatokybwtio,
emfanizete apo thn diplanh porta mia poly "sexy" nearh Kyria tyligmenh
s' ena wraio mpaniero.

Ths xamogelaei, tou xamogelaei & arxizoun thn koubenta.

Enw syzhtoun ths glystraei ligo to mpaniero....., & opws einai fysiko apo
mesa den forouse tipota.
O ftwxos Swkraths egine amesws neurikos, prospathwntas me oles tis dynameis
tou na krathsh ta matia tou monon, sta dika ths.

Se merika deuterolepta tou epiase h Kyria me poly thylikothta to mpratso
tou & tou leei:
"Den phgainoume sto diamerisma mou? akouw kapoion na erxete...."

Phgainei mazi ths sto diamerisma ths & molis ekeinh ekleise thn porta,
petakse to mpaniero apo epanw ths.

Stekotan entelws gymnh mprosta tou & tou mourmourise, naziarika:
"Ti nomizeis oti einai to kallitero meros..., epanw mou....?"

O Swkraths idrwmenos, arxise na kserokatapinh prospathwntas na brh pali
thn milia tou & traulizontas eipe:
"Prepei na einai... nai sigoura einai ta autia sou!"

H Kyria petaxthke apo ekplhksh:
"Giati ta autia mou? Koita kala edw auta ta yperoxa sththi!
Einai toso gemata & toso sthta & epipleon 100% alhthina.
Ta... pisina mou einai toso sthta xwris ixnos Kytaritidas, toso proklytika.
Koita, aggikse to derma mou, apalo san mwrou paidiou..... giati loipon pou
na parh o Diabolos nomizeis oti to kallitero meros tou swmatos mou einai
ta autia mou?"

O Swkraths kserokatapie merikes fores pali, prin n' apanthsh:
"Eksw, otan eipes, oti akous kapoion na erxete - eimoun egw...."
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