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Θέμα: H Lhsteia- kai geia sas



(nil): Mazo11(@)aol.com
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 06 Απρ 2000 - 22:19:49 EEST

        H Lhsteia
                                                                              
       (Zoi Anasshs)

Dyo Kleftes trapezwn sxediazoun thn epomenh lhsteia tous, san
thn lhsteia ths zwhs tous.!
 
Skaboun ena megalo Tunnel ews to thysaurofylakio ths trapezhs.

Meta apo dyo xronia einai etoimoi & stekonte mprosta stis thyrides.

Anoigoun thn prwth & briskoun ena plastiko pothraki.

Sthn deuterh thyrida to idio, plastiko pothraki.

Anoigoun oles tis thyrides, pantou to idio, ena plastiko pothraki.

Fobera ekneurismenoi, leei o enas ston allon:

"Ela afou kaname olon auton ton kopo toson kairo, toulaxiston na ta
xreisimopoihsoume..."
 
Thn allh hmera pwtoselido s'oles tis efhmerides:

"TRELLOI LHSTE KATALHSTEPSAN TRAPEZA SPERMATWN!"

Kai twra filoi ths Listas, lew antio,
den ksanastelnw Anekdota, gia na mhn sas kourazw h ekneurizw.

Eimai nea, molis mphka sthn Lista, gia na gelasoume mazi.
Pairnw omws emails apo kapoion, pou den mou aresei katholou to yfos auto,
oute pote ws twra sthn zwh mou to synhthisa h to antamwsa.

Sas bazw tis Copies twn grafomenwn, gia plhroforhsh.

Eimai gynaika & oxi antras, (opws me apokalei!) mathimenh se ena
allo styl, apo auto pou metaxeirizetai autos o filos ths Listas.

H wra mou & ta neura mou, exoun megalyterh aksia gia emena,
gi' auto stamatw. Etsi oloi tha broume thn hsyxia mas.

Apo arketous apo esas, sobarous, eufenikous me paideia & hthos phra poly
omorfa email me euxaristies.!
Merikoi malista me parakaloun na ta grafw & sta Ellhnika, me ellhnikh grafh &
oxi Greeklish monon.

Sas euxaristw poly, alla hrta gia na kanoume ligo kefi & oxi parekshghseis!
 :)
Sas euxomai kalh diaskedash,

Zoi
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Subj: MEGALI MALAKIA FILE...PROSEXE MIN MAS KOUFANEIS...
Date: 4/2/00 6:19:44 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From: vladimirspivakov(@)hotmail.com (Vladimir Spivakov)
To: Mazo11(@)aol.com

>From: Mazo11(@)aol.com
>To: "Joke of the Day ..." <Jokes(@)ceid.upatras.gr>
>Subject: JotD... To roloi
>Date: Sun, 2 Apr 2000 17:48:30 EDT
>
>
> To roloi
> (Zoi
>Anassis)
>
>
>Hmera episkepsewn idikwn giatrwn sto trellokomeio.
>Kapoios giatros badizontas pros thn aithoysa eksetasewn blepei ena trello
>kathimeno sthn akrh toy dwmatiou tou na krata to.... poulaki tou (peos)
>koitazontas to me megalh afoshwsh.
>O giatros periergos ton rwta :
>-"Ti blepeis ekei me prosoxh?"
>-"Thn wra" apanta sta grhgora me batheia fwnh o trellos.
>-"Kai ti wra einai twra?"
>O trellos to gyrizei apo edw & apo ekei & apanta:
>-" 10:20"
>O giatros koita automatws to roloi tou, pragmati 10:20
>Kounwntas paraksena to kefali tou proxwra parakatw, skeptomenos <etyxe,
>htan
>symtwshs>.
>Meta mish wra, thimhthike pali ton trello me thn wra & apofasise na
>ksanapah,
>apo ekei, pisteue oti tha tou elege pali 10:20.
>Paei, o trellos sthn idia thesh, ton rwta:
>-"Mou les ti wra einai twra?"
>O trellos pali to gyrizei aristera, deksia & apanta me thn idia fwnh:
>-"10:55" apanta o trellos.
>Koitazei o giatros to roloi tou, akribws h wra sto lepto swsth.
>Authn thn fora emeine pro megalou problhmatos, <symptwshs & pali?>
>Me to kefali gemato erwthmatika teleiwse tis episkepseis tou s' olous tous
>astheneis & skefthke prin fygei na pah na ton rwthsh akomh mia fora.
>Brhke ton trello sthn idia thesh akribws.
>-"Ti wra einai file?" ton rwta.
>-"10:55" apanta o trellos.
>-"E, 10:55 htan prin 5 wres" leei anakoufismenos o giatros.
>-"Alhtheia? ksexasa na to ..... kourntisw" apanta apelphsmena o trellos
>arxizontas
>to... kourntisma epanw - katw se grhgoro rythmo!
>
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
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>_________________________________________________________________
>
> Joke of the Day ... Ελληνική Λίστ?Ανεκδότω?> Πληροφορίε?-->
>https://anekdota.duckdns.org/
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Apanthshs mou:

Subj: Fwd: MEGALI MALAKIA FILE...PROSEXE MIN MAS KOUFANEIS...
Date: 4/2/00 7:17:43 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From: Mazo11
To: vladimirspivakov(@)hotmail.com (Vladimir Spivakov)
CC: Mazo11

Auto to anekdoto einai perissotero apo 30 xronwn !!!
Xiliades gelasan, esy ama ekneurizesai & ksereis monon me tetoies lekseis na
ekfrazesai, phgaine na matheis kati.
Paideia................ Paideia xreiazetai shmera o kosmos.
Esy opws blepw den mporeis na ksexwriseis gynaikio apo andriko fyllo.
Paideia ofelei, etsi na milas me tous filous sou sthn geitonia!
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Subj: Diavaste parakalo...
Date: 4/5/00 5:12:28 PM Eastern Daylight Time <<<monon h wra
allazei
From: vladimirspivakov(@)hotmail.com (Vladimir Spivakov)
To: Mazo11(@)aol.com

  Ta anegdota sou file einai anomala.
  An itan vromika tha elega paei ki erxetai!Afta omos einai entelos anomala.
  Tin epomeni fora pou tha grapseis tetoiou style "anegdoto",tha zitiso tin
diagrafi sou!
  Kai oson afora tin paideia mou,pou mou ekanes ton eksipno:
Exo kanei Phd sto panepistimio tis Mosxas stin kvantiki mixaniki...

>From: Mazo11(@)aol.com
>To: "Joke of the Day ..." <Jokes(@)ceid.upatras.gr>
>Subject: JotD... Otorinolarigologos
>Date: Wed, 5 Apr 2000 12:58:21 EDT
>
>
> Otorinolarigologos
>
> (Zoi Anassis)
>
>
>==========
>O nearos Swkraths erxete apo thn eparxia sthn Athina gia na zhsh.
>
>Noikiazei ena diamerisma se mia polykatoikia.
>
>Thn stigmh pou topothetouse to onoma tou sto grammatokybwtio,
>emfanizete apo thn diplanh porta mia poly "sexy" nearh Kyria tyligmenh
>s' ena wraio mpaniero.
>
>Ths xamogelaei, tou xamogelaei & arxizoun thn koubenta.
>
>Enw syzhtoun ths glystraei ligo to mpaniero....., & opws einai fysiko apo
>mesa den forouse tipota.
>O ftwxos Swkraths egine amesws neurikos, prospathwntas me oles tis dynameis
>tou na krathsh ta matia tou monon, sta dika ths.
>
>Se merika deuterolepta tou epiase h Kyria me poly thylikothta to mpratso
>tou & tou leei:
>"Den phgainoume sto diamerisma mou? akouw kapoion na erxete...."
>
>Phgainei mazi ths sto diamerisma ths & molis ekeinh ekleise thn porta,
>petakse to mpaniero apo epanw ths.
>
>Stekotan entelws gymnh mprosta tou & tou mourmourise, naziarika:
>"Ti nomizeis oti einai to kallitero meros..., epanw mou....?"
>
>O Swkraths idrwmenos, arxise na kserokatapinh prospathwntas na brh pali
>thn milia tou & traulizontas eipe:
>"Prepei na einai... nai sigoura einai ta autia sou!"
>
>H Kyria petaxthke apo ekplhksh:
>"Giati ta autia mou? Koita kala edw auta ta yperoxa sththi!
>Einai toso gemata & toso sthta & epipleon 100% alhthina.
>Ta... pisina mou einai toso sthta xwris ixnos Kytaritidas, toso proklytika.
>Koita, aggikse to derma mou, apalo san mwrou paidiou..... giati loipon pou
>na parh o Diabolos nomizeis oti to kallitero meros tou swmatos mou einai
>ta autia mou?"
>
>O Swkraths kserokatapie merikes fores pali, prin n' apanthsh:
>"Eksw, otan eipes, oti akous kapoion na erxete - eimoun egw...."
>**********************
>
>
>
>_________________________________________________________________
>
> Joke of the Day ... Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων
> Newsgroup (Read-Only) news://news.sae.gr/grk.jokes
> Πληροφορίες --> https://anekdota.duckdns.org/
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3)
Subj: Diavaste parakalo...
Date: 4/5/00 5:12:54 PM Eastern Daylight Time <<<monon h wra allazei
From: vladimirspivakov(@)hotmail.com (Vladimir Spivakov)
To: Mazo11(@)aol.com

  Ta anegdota sou file einai anomala.
  An itan vromika tha elega paei ki erxetai!Afta omos einai entelos anomala.
  Tin epomeni fora pou tha grapseis tetoiou style "anegdoto",tha zitiso tin
diagrafi sou!
  Kai oson afora tin paideia mou,pou mou ekanes ton eksipno:
Exo kanei Phd sto panepistimio tis Mosxas stin kvantiki mixaniki...

>From: Mazo11(@)aol.com
>To: "Joke of the Day ..." <Jokes(@)ceid.upatras.gr>
>Subject: JotD... Otorinolarigologos
>Date: Wed, 5 Apr 2000 12:58:21 EDT
>
>
> Otorinolarigologos
>................................................................. ta idia
opws prin

4)
Subj: Diavaste parakalo...
Date: 4/5/00 5:14:27 PM Eastern Daylight Time <<<monon h wra
allazei
From: vladimirspivakov(@)hotmail.com (Vladimir Spivakov)
To: Mazo11(@)aol.com

  Ta anegdota sou file einai anomala.
  An itan vromika tha elega paei ki erxetai!Afta omos einai entelos anomala.
  Tin epomeni fora pou tha grapseis tetoiou style "anegdoto",tha zitiso tin
diagrafi sou!
  Kai oson afora tin paideia mou,pou mou ekanes ton eksipno:
Exo kanei Phd sto panepistimio tis Mosxas stin kvantiki mixaniki...

>From: Mazo11(@)aol.com
>To: "Joke of the Day ..." <Jokes(@)ceid.upatras.gr>
>Subject: JotD... Otorinolarigologos
>Date: Wed, 5 Apr 2000 12:58:21 EDT
>
>
> Otorinolarigologos
..................................
pali ta idia opws to prwto & to deutero

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