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Θέμα: Epta methodoi entopismou Pontion.



(nil): Miltiadis K. DAGKAS (dagkas(@)ccr.jussieu.fr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 10 Απρ 2000 - 16:37:14 EEST

1) Pos kseskepastike i Pontiaki katagogi
   tou diasimou pianista Vladimirou Touvlof?

        Echontas gennithei kai megalosei stin Rossia,
enas Pontios pianistas yiothetise to onoma Vladimiros Touvlof,
gia na mporesi na kani diethni kariera, choris na ton kynigai
to stigma tou Pontiou.
Omos sto proto tou recital ektos Rossias kai eno oli i aithousa
ton katacheirokrotouse enthousiodos, akouei mia foni
apo to plithos: " Geiaaaa sou, re Pontiaklaaaaaaaaaa!!! ".
Thoryvimenos o Vladimiros Touvlof, ypoklinetai sta grigora kai
eksafanizetai sta paraskinia.
Etera europaiki chora, kai to idio skiniko epanalamvanetai:
meta apo ena teleio recital kai eno oli i aithousa cheirokrotei
orthia ton Vladimiro, akougetai i fonara " Geiaaaa sou,
re Pontiaklaaaaaaaaaa!!! ". Kai pali katakokkinos apo ntropi
o Vladimiros kryvetai sta paraskinia.
I diethnis periodeia tou Pontiou synechizetai
kai se kathe recital, to idio skiniko epanalamvanetai ksana kai
ksana: teleia ektelesis, enthousiodes koino, mia fonara
" Geiaaaa sou, re Pontiaklaaaaaaaaaa!!! " kai o Pontios na trechi
na kryfti sta paraskinia.
Sto dekato-endekato recital, otan pleon oi efimerides archisan
na diadidoun ton psithyro oti
o diasimos pleon Vladimiros Touvlof, isos kai na einai Pontios,
apofasizei na proslavi mpravous gia na tsakosi ton akroati
pou ton akolouthei pantou kai fonazei "Geia sou, re Pontiakla".
Oper kai egeneto, ton magkonoun ton typo oi mpravoi kai ton pane
sikoto sto kamarini tou Pontiou. Opote o Pontios ton erota:
- Kala, afou ego echo krypsei epimelos, se oli mou tin zoi,
  tin Pontiaki mou katagogi, esy pos mporeses kai to anakalypses
  oti eimai Pontios?
- Ma, einai aplo, apantaei o typos. Oloi oi pianistes otan
  anevainoun stin skini, ypoklinonte, kai otan kathonte mprosta
  apo to piano, travane to skamni gia na voleutoun
  stin katallili thesi.
- Oraia. Loipon?
- Loipon, esy kathesai sto skamni kai travas to piano
  pros to meros sou.

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2) Pos mporoume na katalavoume oti enas Pontios einai anamesa
   stous paraliptes enos chain-letter?
        Apantisis: Tha einai o teleutaios, o opoios tha katalavi
                                to kalampouri kai, otan syneiditopoiisei oti
                                itan o teleutaios, tha ekneuristi:

Vladimir Spivakov wrote:
>
> RE FILE KOPSE TIS KOROIDIES KAI PES MAS AMA KSEREIS
> TI NA KANOUME:
> Katarxin einai farsa afto i alitheia;
> Kai ti prepei na kanoume akrivos;

Vladimir Spivakov wrote:
>
> Epeidi tora katalava oti afto me to paidaki einai farsa,
> proteino ston operator aftis tis listas na diagrapsei
> ton ipaitio:
> Prepei na ksekatharistei to asteio apo to EGGLIMA kai egglima
> itan afti i kakoithis farsa!!!

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3) Pos mporoume na katalavoume oti enas Pontios einai melos
   se mia lista anekdoton?
        Apantisis: Otan kanei reply se olon ton kosmo, to stelnei
                                se dyo antitypa, eno otan kanei reply
                                se ena atomo, to stelnei se tria antitypa:

From: "Vladimir Spivakov" <vladimirspivakov(@)hotmail.com>
To: "Joke of the Day ..." <Jokes(@)ceid.upatras.gr>
Subject: JotD... Simvouli
Date: Thu, 06 Apr 2000 22:00:33 GMT

Subject: JotD... Simvouli
Date: Thu, 06 Apr 2000 22:02:25 GMT

From: vladimirspivakov(@)hotmail.com (Vladimir Spivakov)
To: Mazo11(@)aol.com
Subj: Diavaste parakalo...
Date: 4/5/00 5:12:28 PM Eastern Daylight Time

Subj: Diavaste parakalo...
Date: 4/5/00 5:12:54 PM Eastern Daylight Time

Subj: Diavaste parakalo...
Date: 4/5/00 5:14:27 PM Eastern Daylight Time

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4) Pos kseroume oti enas Pontios agorase computer?
        Apantisis: Tha anakoinosi se olo ton kosmo oti den mporei
                                na anoiksi ta attached files, kai tha tous dini
                                symvoules ti na kanoun, gia na min mporei kanenas
                                na ta anoigi:

Vladimir Spivakov wrote:
>
> Epeidi elaxistoi tha mporesoun na anoiksoun to attached file:
> Na sozeis oti exeis na kaneis attache san jpg,oste otan
> to kaneis attache na ginetai htm

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5) Pos kanei kamaki enas Pontios?
        Apantisis: Chrisimopoiontas poiitikes ekfraseis kai
                                epifoniseis arsenikou genous:

Subj: MEGALI MALAKIA FILE...PROSEXE MIN MAS KOUFANEIS...
From: vladimirspivakov(@)hotmail.com (Vladimir Spivakov)
To: Mazo11(@)aol.com (Zoi Anasshs)

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6) Kai kala, otan i kopella tou dieukrinizei oti tha protimouse
   to thyliko genos, otan apeuthynetai se autin?
        Apantisis: Chrisimopoiei perissotero poiitikes ekfraseis,
                                alla synechizei na chrisimopoii to arseniko genos:

Zoi Anasshs wrote:
>
> Esy opws blepw den mporeis na ksexwriseis gynaikio apo
> andriko fyllo.

Vladimir Spivakov wrote:
>
> Ta anegdota sou file einai anomala.

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7) Poia methodo chrisimopoiei enas Pontios, o opoios thelei
   na anakoinosi to epipedo ton grammatikon tou gnoseon?
        Apantisis: Vrizei mechri na tou pi kapoios oti den echei
                                anatrofi, kai meta apantaei,
                                cha! ego? ego echo parei
                                diploma kai me perikefalaia!

Mazo11 wrote:
>
> Paideia...Paideia xreiazetai shmera o kosmos. Paideia ofelei,
> etsi na milas me tous filous sou sthn geitonia!

Vladimir Spivakov wrote:
>
> Kai oson afora tin paideia mou,pou mou ekanes ton eksipno:
> Exo kanei Phd sto panepistimio tis Mosxas
> stin kvantiki mixaniki...

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Eucharisties:
Thermes eucharisties se ola ta meli tis listas
gia tin symvoli tous stin paragogi kai sygkentrosi
tou plousiou ylikou pou chrisimopoiithike stin synthesi
ton anotero anekdoton. Kai epeidi endechetai kapoios na pari
ta kalampouria sto prosopiko, dieukrinizo oti anekathen eicha
se megali ektimisi tin Sovietiki Enosi kai tin symvoli tis
ston ekpolitismo orismenon ethnotiton pou zousan sto edafos tis.

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