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Θέμα: The Saint



(nil): Panageas, Andreas J (N-Superior Design) (andreas.j.panageas(@)lmco.com)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 03 Μάι 2000 - 20:55:05 EEST

The Saint
There were two evil brothers. They were rich, and used their money to keep
their ways from the public eye. They even attended the same church, and
looked to be perfect Christians. Then their pastor retired, and a new one
was hired. Not only could he see right through the brothers' deception, but
he also spoke well and true, and the church started to swell in numbers.
A fund-raising campaign was started to build a new assembly. All of a
sudden, one of the brothers died. The remaining brother sought out the new
pastor the day before the funeral and handed him a check for the amount
needed to finish paying for the new building.
"I have only one condition," the evil brother said. "At his funeral, you
must say my brother was a saint."
The pastor gave his word, and deposited the check. The next day, at the
funeral, the pastor did not hold back. "He was an evil man," he said. "He
cheated on his wife and abused his family." After going on in this vein for
a small time, he concluded with, "But compared to his brother, he was a
saint."

Andreas J Panageas
Senior Staff Design Engineer
Ground systems
Lockheed Martin Missiles and Space

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