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Θέμα: Life b4 the computer



(nil): George (@)nagnostopoulos ((@)nagnostopoulos)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 03 Μάι 2000 - 19:46:48 EEST

Εντάξει, δεν το μετέφρασα γιατί θα έχανε πολύ, αλλά έβγαλα όλα τα "> > >"
που είχε μπροστά από τα πολλά forward. :-)

  LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3" floppy
You hoped nobody found out!

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while!

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!

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