(nil): ilias (i(@)daraklitsas.freeserve.co.uk)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 12 Μάι 2000 - 09:02:25 EEST
kalhmera eixa prospauhsh na ta metafrasv sto pareulon - XARHTETA -
Girls wished Guys Know
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty; get over it.
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet
will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
16. We are drama queens. >>17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball,
or anything else you and your friends talk about. 20. Hugs and kisses must
be given at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs every day; get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache
looks, we hate it.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases
from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just
remember that. (remember: u have a better shot at ours than you ever will
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't. 29.
You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little
baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a
little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet
and not on it?
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