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Θέμα: FW: One for the animal in you



(nil): Diakoyanni Emmanuela (e.diacoyanni(@)bull.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 12 Μάι 2000 - 14:13:29 EEST

ventriloquist
> A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and saw a rancher sitting on his
> porch with his dog:
> Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"
> Rancher: "This dog don't talk!"
> Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
> Dog: "Doin alright"
> Rancher: (Extreme look of shock)
> Cowboy: "Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher)"
> Dog: "Yep." Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
> Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
> me to the lake once a week to play." Rancher: (Look of disbelief)
> Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
> Rancher: "Horses don't talk!"
> Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it goin?"
> Horse: "Cool." Rancher: (an even wilder look of shock)
> Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at rancher)
> Horse: "Yep." Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
> Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
> down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
> Rancher: (total look of amazement)
> Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your SHEEP?"
> Rancher: (stuttering, and hardly able to talk)...... "Th-Th-Them sheep
> ain't nothin but liars!"
>

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