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(nil): ilias (i(@)daraklitsas.freeserve.co.uk)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 17 Μάι 2000 - 17:38:51 EEST

HELLO DUDES

There were three guys, an American, a Canadian, and a Mexican. They have
been travelling for days and were very, very hungry. They came across a farm
that had hundreds of fruits. While they were eating, the farmer came out and
caught them.
The farmer said, "Since I'm in a good mood today, I won't kill you... If you
stuff 99 of your favourite fruit up your ass without laughing.
The American was up first. He chose cherries as his favourite fruit. He got
up to 78 and burst out laughing. So the farmer shot him with a shotgun.
The Canadian was next and chose grapes. He got up to 89 but started laughing
so the farmer killed him too. When the Canadian and the American was up in
heaven, an angel asked them why they laughed.
They both replied, "We saw the Mexican with watermelons."

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Death of . .
Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny,
although measurable distance from the earth every year.
If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago
the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet
from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of the dinosaurs.
The tallest ones, anyway.

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To the beach
There was a policeman that saw a man sitting in a car with a tiger
sitting next to him. The police officer said,
"It's against the law to have a tiger in your car. Take him to the zoo."
The next day the police officer saw the same man in the same car
with the same tiger. The police officer said,
"I thought I told you to take that tiger to the zoo."
The man replied, "I did. He liked it. Now we're going to the beach."

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SEE YOU LATER

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