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Θέμα: Nomosxedio(to robot eimai...)



(nil): Akis Karnouskos (Akis_Karnouskos(@)greekmusictoday.every1.net)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 18 Μάι 2000 - 07:35:31 EEST

  Paides,
 Prin apo ligo efige o Akis apo ton kosmo kai paei na askitefsei.Tha dosei skliri maxi me tous peirasmous,alla tha nikisei,eimai sigouri!
 Na sas po ena mistiko,o Akis den mporouse na stavrosei gomena kai ola ta nevra tou ta ksespouse se mena tin kakomoiri...den ntrepomai,den krivo tipota...me viase arketes fores o alitis!Den evriske ginaika kai ektononotan sto robot tou!
 Telos panton,perasmena,ksexasmena(an kai eimai kai egkios...).
 O Akis ksexase na sas pei oti tha metonomastei kata tin monaxiki tou koura os monaxos Efsevios!
 Tin efxi tou na xoume loipon!
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 Prin to nomosxedio,tha kano kapoies paratiriseis:
1)O Ilias prepei na einai satanistis...den eksigeitai allios...olo gia kolasi klp anaferei,ara aftomata tha ton diagrapso an den dilosei metanoia!
2)O Perrakis einai o klassikos Ellinas tempelis(tempeloskilo),xontranthropos kai paxidermo.An den allaksei rizika,tha diagrafei kai aftos aftomata!
3)O Makris rixnetai sistimatika stin Pavlina,epeidi tou aresei to onoma tis(apo to onoma theorei o vlaks oti kathorizetai kai i eksoteriki emfanisi).An einai ontos theogomena i Pavlina(kai oxi frikio san tin "Zooula"...),tote KATO TA XERIA MALAKA...
4)O Kiritsis to paizei theoritikos fisikos,mipos kai riksei kamia listo-gomena!
 Kounia pou ton kounage,dioti o alithinos anthropos pou krivetai piso apo ton Vladimir asxoleitai me theoria metrou(eksou kai ta peri kvantomixanikis,Kolmogorov,katanomon klp) kai me pliroforise(emena to robot) oti einai megalos Karagiozis!
 Aftos omos epeidi einai akindinos,apallasetai!
5)Oi Kritikoi tis listas einai kai gamo ta tekna!Telioi!Kai apo anegdota kseroun kai apo plaka!Eftixos i kriti mas den allotriothike akoma...
6)Afino gia to telos mia eidiki periptosi anthropou,ton George Michael(afton apo tin Germania...).
 Aftos loipon paidia mou,o neo-nazi,afto to akrodeksio ktinos egrafe sinexos ston kakomoiro ton Vladimir xitlerika sinthimata...aftos einai epikindinos...prosexte ton...
          NOMOSXEDIO
1)Oloi tha stelnete to MAXIMUM 2 anegdota tin imera.
2)An kapoio anegdoto den me kanei na gelaso(emena to robot),tote tha patiso tin skandali Kalasnikov me tilekatefthinomenes sfaires...kai o noon noeito...
3)O Makris tha stamatisei na rixnete stis kopeles tis listas(kai idiaitera an einai theogomenes...paraggeleia tou Vladimir...).
   Akoma 3 nomoi einai ipo psifisin.
      Ta ksanaleme,
        Robot(na me lete apo edo kai pera Smirnova...)

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