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Θέμα: Ellhnika sta Agglika



(nil): mihari (mihari(@)aae.kagoshima-u.ac.jp)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 18 Μάι 2000 - 14:44:12 EEST

> >> > -Are you working me?
> >> > -You changed my lights
> >> > -I | He/She/It | We |You | They did her from hand
> >> > -Welcome my eyes the two
> >> > -Fart me a stonewall!
> >> > -Better five and to hand than ten and waiting
> >> > -Better donkey-bonding than donkey-searching
> >> > -It says!
> >> > -I've played them!
> >> > -I made her lottery!
> >> > -I've heard her (sterephonically)!
> >> > -I'm bone!
> >> > -I saw the Christ soldier and Holy Mary patrol.
> >> > -Void!
> >> > -It happened the come to see. ?and it can't be
> >> > collected.
> >> > -Like the unfair curse.
> >> > -Something's running down to the Gypsies.
> >> > -It didn't sit on us.
> >> > -Don't you get bored!
> >> > -He gives her to me.
> >> > -It brakes her to me.
> >> > -You owe me your horns.
> >> > -Who pays the bride.
> >> > -I don't know what is being done to me.
> >> > -I don't know Christ.
> >> > -Your Christ.
> >> > -He doesn't understand Christ.
> >> > -The situation has become unedited (unpublished).
> >> > -Your mind and a pound and the painter's brush.
> >> > -I came out of my clothes.
> >> > -(The University labs | Tube station | Tesco are) at
> >> > Devil's mother.
> >> > -It rains chair legs.
> >> > -Hairs curly.
> >> > -I don't have faces to come out in society.
> >> > -How from here morning morning?
> >> > -I don't know my blindness.
> >> > -I am hearing her.
> >> > -I see it pale - I see it pale until white.
> >> > -Waterless - Dewatered. (not sure which yet!)
> >> > -You are for the festivals.
> >> > -I | He/She/It | We |You | They don't chew.
> >> > -Does the goat chew taramas?
> >> > -Slow the cabbages!
> >> > -Catch the egg and mow it.
> >> > -Are we gluing coffee pots?
> >> > -Marrows drums!
> >> > -Marrows with the oregano.
> >> > -I made them salad - I made them sea.
> >> > -We became robes - Robe unbuttoned - Straight you
> >> > robe!
> >> > -He has a corn in his brain.
> >> > -I have spit them.
> >> > -He ate bunch.
> >> > -I throw you to the ears.
> >> > -(The) Slap falls cloud.
> >> > -Sheet high and gaze and mow turtles.
> >> > -Holy Mary's eyes.
> >> > -I saw the Christ soldier.
> >> > -I ate horror.
> >> > -I take them to the skull.
> >> > -Whatever you remember you are glad.
> >> > -Are you asking and the change from over?
> >> > -Glass!
> >> > -I did her a lottery. We did her a lottery.
> >> > -We drank him.
> >> > -He confused the dick with the brush.
> >> > -We confused our thighs.
> >> > -He farted me.
> >> > -Whore's railings.
> >> > -Of the gay.
> >> > -Pumpable.
> >> > -Fished.
> >> > -You are assing.
> >> > -It's deaf.
> >> > -I scratch my balls.
> >> > -Take them not to owe you.
> >> > -I keep she behind.
> >> > -She's taking him.
> >> > -The bad your weather!
> >> > -With this side to sleep.
> >> > -Your eye the crosseyed!
> >> > -I am dogbored.
> >> > -We did black eyes to see you - Black eyes we made
> >> > to...
> >> > -Like the snooooows!
> >> > -He made us the three two.
> >> > -I | He/She/It | We |You | They took the three.
> >> > -I have suffered my slab.
> >> > -You are a shopping.
> >> > -Sheet and fromsheet.
> >> > -It arrives, it arrives!
> >> > -At the end they shave the groom.
> >> > -Sunday short feast.
> >> > -To say the figs figs and the tub tub!
> >> > -You are computing without the hotel owner.
> >> > -The madness doesn't go to the mountains.
> >> > -Better for your eye to go out than the name.
> >> > -You swelled me.
> >> > -I will take out the snake from the hole?
> >> > -He sleeps with the hens.
> >> > -He stuck me to the wall.
> >> > -I'm sitting on ignited coals.
> >> > -From here go (gone) and the others.
> >> > -You will eat wood.
> >> > -They returned me the entrails.
> >> > -He sat me on the neck.
> >> > -My eye!
> >> > -I balded! - You balded me!
> >> > -If ... [e.g. ARIS wins OSFP] ... hole my nose!
> >> > -You ate my ears.
> >> > -Has the weather turnings.
> >> > -I | He/She/It | We |You | They do(es) the duck.
> >> > -He does the dead bug.

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