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Θέμα: APPLICATION FOR A BOOTY CALL



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Ημερομηνία: Δευ 22 Μάι 2000 - 05:46:27 EEST

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  APPLICATION FOR A BOOTY CALL
Name________________________________
Address___________________________
City_______________________ State________ Zip________________Age_______
Phone__________________ S.S.#___________________
Dentures____________ Height________________ Weight_________________
Waist Size______________ Chest/Bra Size___________________
Married_____________ Single________________ Divorced__________________
Are Breasts/Balls Real?___________________ Do You Like Them
Sucked?__________ Squeezed?_____ Other?____________
Explain_________________________________
Cock/Pussy Size(dont lie) Small________ Medium______Large________ Wow______
Can You Stay Out Late?___________ How Late?_____________ All
Night?_________Several Days?_________________ How Many?_____________________
Do You Like To Be Screwed? __________________ How Often __________
Do You Like Oral Sex?________ Give?____________Receive?______________
Do You Like Anal Sex? __________ How About "69"______________________ Do You
Prefer: One on One?____Double?_____ Group?_____ Football Team?_______
While Screwing, Do You:
Faint?_______Hum?_____Scream_______Fart?___________ Cry?_______
Moan?________ Sweat?_________ Yodel?_________ Scratch?_________
Whistle?_______ Just Lie There?________ Go To Sleep?____________
Read The Paper?_______ Think of Someone Else?________ All of The
Above?_______
List Three Positions You Like Best:
1._______________________________________
2._______________________________________
3._______________________________________
When You Cum, Do You:
Wiggle?__________Wobble?________Twist?__________Jerk?_________ Pant?_______
Scream?_________
Cry?________Other?________Or Do You Just Hump Like Hell?_____________
Method of Screwing Preferred? Fast?__________ Super Fast ____________
Slow?___________ All Night?________________ How Many Times?_________
Comments:____________________________________
If You Have Screwed Before,
Give References. (Not Family Members)
Name__________________
Address____________________Phone________________
Name__________________ Address____________________Phone________________
Name__________________
Address____________________Phone________________
If Application is Approved,
What Are The Charges? Free______ Per Hour________ PerWeekend________
PerWeek_______ Other_______ Do You Accept Muff____________
Burger Specials?_____________ Blow Job Specials____________
What Credit Cards Do You Accept? Visa_______MasterCard_______AMEX________JC
Penny____ Sears____ Discover_______ Diners Club_____ All of the Above______

********A Special Note Pertaining to Oral Sex*********
Are You: A Spitter?___________ A Swallower?_____________ If Application is
Approved, A Six (6) Week Orientation Course Will Be Required!!

Applicants Signature

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