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Θέμα: Ζολώτας



(nil): Archimidis Anagnostou (archimidis(@)libero.it)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 23 Μάι 2000 - 11:31:07 EEST

> Η Έβελυν (το ρομπότ της λίστας) γράφει :
>
> Speech by Prof. Zolotas
> ''Kyrie, It is Zeus' anathema on our epoch for the dynamism of our
economies
> and the heresy of our economic methods and policies that we should agonize
> between the Scylla of numismatic plethora and the Charybdis of economic
> anaemia. It is not my idiosyncrasy to be ironic or sarcastic but my
diagnosis
> would be that politicians are rather cryptoplethorists. Although they
> emphatically stigmatize numismatic plethora, energize it through their
tactics
> and practices.
> Our policies have to be based more on economic and less on political
> criteria. Our gnomon has to be a metron between political, strategic and
> philanthropic scopes. Political magic has always been anti-economic.
> In an epoch characterized by monopolies, oligopolies, menopsonies,
monopoli-
> stic antagonism and polymorphous inelasticities, our policies have to be
more
> orthological. But this should not be metamorphosed into plethorophobia
which is
> endemic among academic economists. Numismatic symmetry should not
antagonize
> economic acme. A greater harmonization between the practices of the
economic and
> numismatic archons is basic.
> Parallel to this, we have to synchronize and harmonize more and more our
> economic and numismatic policies pan-ethnically.
> These scopes are more practical now, when the prognostics of the
political and
> economic barometer are halcyonic.
> The history of our didymous organisations in this sphere has been
didactic and
> their gnostic practices will always be a tonic to the polyonymous and
> idiomorphous ethnical economics. The genesis of the programmed
organisations
> will dynamize these policies. I sympathise, therefore, with the aposties
and
> the hierarchy of our organisations in their zeal to programme orthodox
economic
> and numismatic policies, although I have some logomachy with them. I
apologize
> for having tyrannized you with my hellenic phraseology. In my epilogue, I
> emphasize my eulogy to the philoxenous autochthons of this cosmopolitan
> metropolis and my encomium to you, kyrie, and the stenographers.''

Είχε πει ο Ζολώτας σε μία συνέντευξή του, ότι μετά την εκφώνηση του παραπάνω
λόγου,
τον πλησίασε ένας συνάδελφός του (νομίζω από τη Λατινική Αμερική) και του
είπε:
Συγχαρητήρια κύριε Ζολώτα, είναι η πρώτη φορά στη ζωή μου που κατάλαβα
αγγλικά.

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Η Έβελυν (το ρομπότ της λίστας) γράφει :
Η πόλη είναι μια μεγάλη κοινωνία αποτελούμενη από μοναχικούς ανθρώπους.
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