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(nil): John Kerkines (jkerk(@)arnold.chem.uoa.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 23 Μάι 2000 - 10:32:36 EEST

                Thought Provoking Questions

     *Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't
     drink and drive?
 
     * Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
 
     * Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
 
     * Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of
     parachutes?
 
     * Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is
     prohibited there?
 
     * Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
 
     * Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
 
     * How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the
     mornings?
 
     * If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there
     locks on the doors?
 
     * If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

     * If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON
     stick to the pan?
 
     * If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it
     from a height, what would happen?
 
     * If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens
     when you turn on the headlights?
 
     * You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the
     protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
 
     * Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
 
     * Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
 
     * Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called
     a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's
     called cargo?
 
     * You know that little indestructible black box that is used on
     planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same
     substance?
 
     * Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,
     you turn down the volume on the radio?

Filika
Yiannis

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